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lcg139

1. lcg139
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   February 7, 2012 9:36am UTC
   I'M Batman!!!
   
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2. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 11:51pm UTC
   Dude I wasn't that drunk,
   Dude you were asking me what the numer to 9-1-1 was.
   
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3. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   Its about time to come to your senses that you are a bad decision maker when this is your 6th apperance in court, this week.
   
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4. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 1:02pm UTC
   Dude i wasn't that drunk, Dude you suffocated my cat by sitting on it a saying giddyup horsey
   
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5. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 10:02am UTC
   The ghetto is the only place where you will find a hobo, drug addicts, no one who is happy and your biological father.
   
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6. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 8:57am UTC
   Like if the only place your popular is on here, this is also the place where the most people will like you.
   
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7. lcg139
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   February 3, 2012 8:07am UTC
   Hi my name is billy and I Don't like violence. if you are injured i really want to meet and help you cause I like you kid. So please don't go away.
   
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8. lcg139
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   February 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   Pull your pants up, for god's sake your not on the toilet and put your legs together.
   
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9. lcg139
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   February 2, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   I tried to do a jumping jack but the court won't let me change my name until i'm 18.
   
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10. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    me; Hey babe watch this, in and out and in and out.
    Babe; Luke quit walking outside and coming back in, this is not what i expected.
    
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11. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Okay Babe I showed you how to do this now you have to show me.
    How do you beat this level on Super Mario Bros
    
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12. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    BAZINGA!
    
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13. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    I am in the car driving and it is dark, i see a whole bunch of other cars in one line. i pull up, and wait, and wait, i waited for 10 minutes and the i hear voice, it says,
    hello, welcome to Mcdonalds may i take your order.
    
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14. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    That is definently not what she said because she is dating someone, stupid.
    
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15. lcg139
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    February 2, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    I Find it funny when somebody calls me fat, ugly, and white when they are a form of Fat Albert and Stevie Wonder mixed together.
    
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