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lazebonedandidle

1. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
   WHY AM I SINGLE?
   i want to be
   ✔ i can't date pizza
   ✔ i can't date my favourite celebrity
   ✔ i can't date the internet
   
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2. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2011 2:45pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when there's nothing you like on the main menu so you have to ask for the children's menu
   just me?
   
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3. lazebonedandidle
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   June 21, 2011 6:00pm UTC
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4. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2011 6:21pm UTC
   i.m.p.o.s.s.i.b.i.l.i.t.y is a word only found in the dictionary of[ fools ]♥
   
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5. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2011 12:22pm UTC
   && your hugs are my
   ♥
   favorite
   
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6. lazebonedandidle
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   March 24, 2011 8:10am UTC
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7. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2011 7:06pm UTC
   i'm sorry that i'm not
   smart
   beautiful
   skinny
   funny
   talented
   flirty
   pretty
   sporty
   good
   enough for your pathetic standards.
   but you know what?
   i'm pretty f♦cking amazing
   
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8. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2011 2:42pm UTC
   i've seen you like her
   and her
   and her
   and her
   and her
   and now you like her
   can i be added to that list sometime soon?
   
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9. lazebonedandidle
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2011 6:19pm UTC
   YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
   SO STOP TELLING YOURSELF OTHERWISE
   
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10. lazebonedandidle
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    everything has to end sometime.
    otherwise nothing would over be started.
    
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11. lazebonedandidle
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 1:11pm UTC
    Sometimes, I'd rather feel nothing.
    It's better.
    It's easier.
    
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