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  1. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    Just give it up.
    I'm not going to start over and be your
    best friend again. Especially when every
    :: sentence you have to say to me includes the word ::
    p a t h e t i c.
    Don't flatter yourself, I'm not mad at you.
    If I was mad, it would mean you actually
    meant something to me. Don't you get it?
    I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU ANYMORE


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. doubletroubllllle015 doubletroubllllle015
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 12:07pm UTC
    Today,
    I was at my grandma 's house. I was trying to connect to her wifi on my iPod touch, but I didn't know the password so I tried random words. Jokingly, I typed in 'nakedboys' it worked.
    My grandma rocks.
    MLIA

  4. xonadiaxo xonadiaxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 7:20pm UTC
    Today,
    I yelled "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
    from the second story of a mall, pointing
    at the people on the floor below. To my
    intense satisfaction, some guy
    pretended to die dramatically
    and dropped to the floor.
    MLIA

  5. xX_amy_Xx xX_amy_Xx
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 2:37am UTC
    i know milk does a body good, but
    dayyuuummm boy,
    how much did you drink?

  6. funny_bunny11 funny_bunny11
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 8:55am UTC
    Today,
    I stubbed my toe and said "Jesus!" really loudly. A guy near me heard and said, "Yes, my child?"
    I laughed for about ten minutes.
    MLIA

  7. ljb18 ljb18
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 1:27am UTC
    What happened to good music?
    What happened to people actually using their own voices?
    Why do we have auto-tune and perfect pitch?
    Seriously, I could write a hit.
    Just add a beat, -->add some other voices<--, and repeat the same words
    over, and over, and over again.
    And there you go! #1 on the charts.
    What happened to writing a decent song,
    ( with meaningful lyrics)
    use your own voice,
    and.sing.it.well.
    What happened to good music?

  8. laxgirl9321 laxgirl9321
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 11:26pm UTC
    so i did another one of those games where you put your ipod on shuffle and ask it questions well here are some of my answers
    Me:where will live
    Ipod: Lookin out my backdoor- CCR
    Me:Will i have childeren
    Ipod: Vato-Snoop Dogg
    Me:what will me dying words be?
    Ipod: Summertime- Kenny Chesney
    Me: how is my life going
    Ipod: Walking on the Moon- Cas Haley
    and from that i drew some conclusions:
    1.) I will live in a nice house...maybe the one i grew up in...
    2.) All my children will be gangsters
    3.) When i die i will remember my amazing summer memories...
    4.) I will do all of the things i have ever wanted to do in life if i try
    haha some are good!!!!!

  9. summerfun64 summerfun64
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a red backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: red; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a yellow backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: yellow; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a light blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: cyan; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a purple backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    *not mine
    just putting it for when i need it

  10. crazy_blondie_737 crazy_blondie_737
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 11:29am UTC
    MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND,
    but it’s gonna be my year, and i’m
    so sick of watching while the minutes
    pass as i go nowhere and this is my
    reaction, to everything i fear and i’ve
    beenxgoingxcrazyxixdon’txwannaxwaste
    another minute here

  11. XxJessxisxherexX XxJessxisxherexX
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    People that don't know me,
    [Think I'm quiet]
    People that do know me,
    [Wish I was]

  12. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Jeter2 Jeter2
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 8:39pm UTC

  14. peacelovehappinessxx3 peacelovehappinessxx3
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    Daddy's poem
    so sad-but it is my favorite poem
    Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, to introduce their daddy. As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day. "The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart. " With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far! You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. "But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, a room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining bright star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
    NO CREDIT FOUND IT ONLINE
    ITS JUST MY FAVORITE POEM♥
    SAD THOUGH

  15. disappearing_taco disappearing_taco
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 8:30pm UTC
    and they say
    duct tape
    fixes everything

  16. elizagrace elizagrace
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 5:54pm UTC
    & if you want the rainbow
    you're gonna have to put up with the rain.
    no credit for the quote, found it online.
    credit for the colors though.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. deelikespiee deelikespiee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 4:50pm UTC


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  20. __cityofangels __cityofangels
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 9:51pm UTC
    it's funny how the people
    | w h o h u r t y o u t h e m o s t a r e t h e o n e s
    `------->who swore they never would

:)

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