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taylorx216x
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July 9, 2011 12:27pm UTC

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RawrSmiles
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 9:43am UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
nmq-smillimoose, rawrsmiles

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Smile57
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:35pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when someone says
you two should date
<3

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hahayourfunny
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:37pm UTC

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coming home
and changing into
baggy sweatpants &
a huge sweatshirt
and putting your hair in a messy bun
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♥NOTMINEE:)

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leftbhnd
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 10:26pm UTC

I'm curious.
My family thinks it's inappropriate for a girl to go to a guys house.
It always makes me mad when my brother gets to go to a girl's house,
but when I ask to go to a guy's they say "no, they can come over here."
So, witty girls, I hate to do this but...
Fave if you are allowed to go to a guys house
(boyfriend or friend, doesn't matter.)
Comment if you aren't.

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i_love_nerds11
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 12:29am UTC

I can see you're sad,
Even when you smile,
Even when you laugh.
I can see it in your eyes,
Deep inside you want to cry.
n o t m i n e

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ZachCarter
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 10:43am UTC

This is the letter my little brother had written before he died.
Dear Mom, Dad, Jamie and Zach,
By the time you read this letter, I will probably be gone. Unless Mom has been snooping in my room again!! I just want to let you know that I love you guys so much, even though I never really show it, and I fight with Jamie and Zach a LOT. You four people mean the WORLD to me and I could never ask for a better family. Sometimes you can't help me with some of my problems, like you can't make the cancer go away, but you help me through it and you keep me going. You don't know how much that means to me. I could never ask for a better family.
When I die, I don't want you to be sad. I want you to be happy that I lived, and now I'm going to join God in heaven, and I'll see Grandma and Grandpa again. We'll be looking down on you, and smiling. When you're sad, remember us, and remember that we want you to be happy, and enjoy life while you can, like we did.
I love you guys so much, and don't worry, because I'll see you again some day. :)
xxx Dylan
He was only 9 years old when he died.
he was the most mature kid I've ever known.
This letter is what keeps us going, when we're sad we think of Dylan and how much he loved his life; how much he would want us to love life and be happy too.
Rest in peace, Dylan. <3

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ImmaBeSmiling
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:18pm UTC

you flirt like first loves,
talk like bestfriends,
fight like a married couple,
and protect eachother like brother and sister.
yea, you know it's meant to be♥
follow me, i'll return the favor(:

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cutiebear07
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:37am UTC

I-------------------------------
Staring ツ
at a text for
5 minutes..
trying to figure out how to reply while secretly
thinking,
damn it's a good thing we aren't taking face to face,
i'd be screwed..
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nmf

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chickennugget
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:40pm UTC

Sometimes I wish i could fake my own death..
and watch my funeral just to see who [[ truley]] gives a crap .
[[ about me ]]
Format-wittygirl2010(:

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osnapitzkenz
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
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audxx
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 10:37pm UTC

& who else . . .
checks the shower before going to the bathroom
to make sure there's no serial killer
in there?
cause i do...

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JC0396
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 3:46pm UTC

That Moment When
You're kissing him and he pulls you on top of him
;)

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xlivestrong333x
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 1:10am UTC

i wish i was smart enough to,
actually like the right guy,like one who will actually like me back and treat me right♥.

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Julial113
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 9:48pm UTC

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emmeg8
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 2:15pm UTC

Long story-
it means i don't want to tell you because it has nothing to do with you and you wouldn't even understand it and it's too long and i'm too lazy. so don't tell me "i have time" cuz i'm not telling you;)

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lautnerbabe96
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 2:20pm UTC

BlackBerry
♥ if you thought of the phone, not the fruit.

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tty2009
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 8:39pm UTC

Who else thinks...
Taylor Swift would make the best big sister ?

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iloveyouandme
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 3:09pm UTC

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there always has to be
at least one
sheet over me at night to protect me from
the crazy axe murderer,
hiding in my closet.
♥
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Santababy
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 2:57pm UTC

I wonder ,
what goes through your mind when
someone mentions
my name to you.

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