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lax
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June 17, 2010 6:41am UTC

It's about timesyou showed up summer. what took you so long?
summer2010<3

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lax
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June 6, 2010 10:34am UTC

"Behind every beautiful thing, there is some kind of pain"
-BobDylan

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lax
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June 6, 2010 10:27am UTC

I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worm is never glum. Cos' how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, a m i r i t e?

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lax
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June 5, 2010 7:48pm UTC

unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
facebook. :)

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lax
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May 18, 2010 8:17pm UTC

Thanks phone, for being strong every time i dropped you. (:

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lax
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May 16, 2010 5:24pm UTC

"are you cold?" no i'm shivering because i'm warm.
(:

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May 16, 2010 5:19pm UTC

oh, so you want me to run the mile huh coach? well guess what? you have a better chance of seeing god.(:

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lax
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May 15, 2010 10:45am UTC

& i wonder...
is Moody's mom still in the hot air balloon?

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lax
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May 15, 2010 8:35am UTC

& we don't wanna fall but, were tripping in our hearts , and its reckless and clumsy
and i know you can't love me here...
justinbieber

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lax
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March 6, 2010 9:47pm UTC

"if your going to play, you might as well win."

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July 9, 2009 9:47pm UTC

when life hands you lemons,
make grape juice
and sit back and watch the world
wonder how you did it .
Ü
-DID NOT JOCK

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lax
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May 3, 2009 10:21am UTC

the elephant said to the camal:
"how come you have boobs on your back?"
the camal said:
"hey at least im not the one with the dick on my face"
^^haha i thought that was hystericall
rate or hate idc

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