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lauri

1. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   Person: Hey, it's been forever, let's chill!
   Me: no its been forever for a reason gtfo
   
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2. lauri
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   July 31, 2013 10:50pm UTC
   You see, thats the thing about pain
   it demands to be felt
   
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3. lauri
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   July 31, 2013 10:44pm UTC
   when you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15
   
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4. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 10:42pm UTC
   -Please?
   -No
   -Please?
   -No
   -Please? c'mon!
   -No
   -PLEASE?!
   -Okay
   -Really?
   -No
   
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5. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   I have a boyfriend
   wait no thats a fridge
   I have a fridge
   
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6. lauri
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   July 31, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   i'm sick of waiting to get a boyfriend im just gonna go find him and throw him in my van. then lock it
   
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7. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   yeah, dad
   every single f.cking guy I know is my boyfriend
   
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8. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 8:19pm UTC
   a tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep
   
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9. lauri
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   the difference between a boss and a leader;
   a boss says "Go!" when a leader says
   "lets go!"
   
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