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1. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   Those People,
   you want to push off a cement truck.
   nmf
   
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2. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 3:24pm UTC
   I wasnt that drunk...
   dude, you gave a sock to a midget yelling DOBBY YOU'RE FREE!
   Oh...
   nmf/q
   
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3. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 3:23pm UTC
   did you know?,
   That bananas make your boobs bigger?
   favorite
   if you want about 700 lbs of bananas right now..
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4. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 5:54pm UTC
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   Dear Guy trying to act cool,
   I can hear "Party in the USA "through your head phones
   Sincerely,
   Nice try.
   nmf
   nmq
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5. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   CHEESY PICK UP LINES
   #1
   Hey i l os t m y T r u mpe t c a n i b l ow yours.? ( ;
   
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6. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2011 4:57pm UTC
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   Kim Possible Said:
   "Call me beep me when you wanna reach me."
   ...but she never gave you her number... ♥
   nmf
   
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7. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2011 9:50pm UTC
   On 11/11/11 11:11 everyones wishing for "him" ..
   IM wishing for $100,000,00 (:
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8. laurenx944
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   November 4, 2011 8:21pm UTC
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9. laurenx944
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 8:01pm UTC
   Roses are red.
   Violets are purple.
   This poem does'nt rhyme
   POTATO.
   NMF
   
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10. laurenx944
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    November 4, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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11. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Hey can i get a picture of you?
    I have to show Santa what i want
    for Christmas (;
    
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12. laurenx944
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    October 29, 2011 1:09pm UTC
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13. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    F al l i ng for you was l i ke wal i k i ng on broken glass....
    Better believe i bled.
    nmf
    
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14. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    Am I the only one?
    That's in love with the one that hurts them most.
    nmf
    
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15. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Your Promises
    are as fake as a Jersey Shore suntan.
    nmf
    
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16. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment ...
    When you are absolutely sure that your gonna have a top quote on witty...
    And you get 7 likes -_-
    fml
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17. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    OH MY GOD UR SO FUNNY!
    LOL jk.
    i wanna punch u in the face.
    nmf
    
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18. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    God made me pretty
    What the HELL
    happened to you?
    nmf
    
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19. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    That awkward moment....
    When you drink a can of Monster and act like the energizer bunny on crack
    -----------♥-----------
    i love myfriends<3
    nmf
    
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20. laurenx944
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    Honestly...
    Your a
    skid mark
    on the underwear of society.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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