I love you, I want to be with you forever
Oh really?
Of course, why wouldn't I?
Well first off, you've had over 129348239482 million girlfriends. well, probably. if you expect me to believe you, prove it. Obviously you won't. You've dated a lot of my friends, you cheated on them and they all hate you now. YOU HAVE NO IDEA what love is. I can't wait for the day when a heart broken girl comes up to you and smacks you straight up in the face. i'll laugh. it might make you realize that girls have feelings.
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Exactly.