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  1. Blondy121 Blondy121
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:22pm UTC
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    I Stupiditly smile at my phone,
    when i see your name
    On t he Screen ♥

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Life is a constant battle between
    my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

  3. sophie_ffion sophie_ffion
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    THATAWKWARDMOMENT...
    » A girl you secretly hate, asks to hangout..«
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    Friend: Heyyy
    Me: Heyy
    *no reply*
    Okay, now tell me..
    what was the point of texting me ..?

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled,
    how would we know?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
    *ten minutes go by*
    Mom: Are you ready yet?!
    Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
    Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

  7. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Am I the Only One
    who trys to get rid of the weird
    thought in my head because I feel
    like someone may be able to
    read my mind.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.

  9. KattyBieber KattyBieber
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    We live in a 'WTF' generation,[W]itty, [T]witter, [F]acebook.

  10. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    We have all experienced the
    pain of a slow typer
    "oh my god, just let me do it!"

  11. GeorgiaMarie07 GeorgiaMarie07
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Float like a
    ♥♥Butterfly♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥ Sting like a bee♥♥♥♥♥

  12. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    I ♥ when people play with my hair.
    only me?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:04pm UTC
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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
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  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Sitting on the toilet, no toilet paper.
    Well isn't this swell?

  16. StarMoonSun87 StarMoonSun87
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Dear Future Husband,
    When you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee
    I WILL EAT IT.

  17. notbob101 notbob101
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    My grandma has cancer...
    My cousins visited her and thats probably going to be the last time they see her
    can we all pray for her to get better?
    Please?

  18. BPisAFail BPisAFail
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Somebody out there can't stop thinking about you.
    You Are Beautiful.
    DON'T EVER BELIEVE DIFFERENTLY.

  19. peacelovedance1297xo peacelovedance1297xo
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Admit it
    At some point in your life, you've stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant

  20. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    There will always be:
    a "lie" in believe,
    An "over" in lover,
    an "end" in friends,
    An "us" in trust,
    an "if" in life,
    And a "u" in beautiful.
    nmf/nmq
    "-fr Ffrfr




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