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  1. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:34am UTC
    i used to think duct tape
    was spelt duck tape..

  2. cutiepiebre cutiepiebre
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 11:57am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you've had a guy friend your whole life, and suddenly he's hot and you're attracted to him...


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  4. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    When you're a fast texter;
    Three minutes is a long time to reply.

  5. luvs2write luvs2write
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 10:22am UTC
    He's the Best, isn't he? You love him, don't you?
    Now. Fave this if you thought of him and comment with his name.

  6. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    You Hit Your Toe Against A Table
    Age7: Ohh owww
    Age10: Ahhh stup table!
    Age13: SHIIIT
    Age16: You stupid mother $%^&*%# piece of $^&%
    *breaks table*

  7. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    Touch it gently
    Put two fingers inside
    If it's wide, use three fingers
    >>Make sure it's wet, and rub up and down<<
    ...
    Yep, that's how you wash a cup.
    Highlight.(:
    Favorite If Your Dirty Minds Were Thinking Suntin Else(;

  8. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    WhenYouGetABruise ;
    5% Of People Try To Remember Where They Got It
    5%Of People Know Where They Got It
    90% Poke It To See How Much It Hurts

  9. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Your In Bed And It's 6AM.
    You Close Your Eyes For 5 Minutes, and Bam, It's 7:45.
    At School It's 1:30, You Close Your Eyes For 5 Minutes, and Bam.
    It's Still 1:30.
    -_____-

  10. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 9:27am UTC
    Favorite If Your In School

  11. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    I HATE....
    ~those girls that can wear boy clothes and look good
    ~those girls that can throw their hair up in a bun and look hot
    ~those girls that look beautiful when they are crying.
    ~those girls who can take down their hair, flip it, and look sexy.

  12. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    THOSE MOMENTS WHEN...
    YOU WANNA BREAK DOWN IN TEARS
    BUT YOU CANT CAUSE YOUR AT SCHOOL

  13. angelcake angelcake
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    You said I'm Pretty,
    You must be Blind
    You said I'm Funny,
    You must be Deaf
    But I still can't help but ♥♥♥ You...

  14. swimcutiexx98 swimcutiexx98
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    I hate you;
    I love you;
    I hate you
    I love you
    I can't decide!

  15. BeccaBum BeccaBum
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN..
    your crush walks past and you nearly faint.


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  17. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    I am a nice shark
    Not a mindless eating machine
    If I am to change this image
    I must first change myself
    FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.


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