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  1. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 12:57am UTC
    best pick up lines ever!<3:
    do you work at subway? cos you just gave me a footlong.!
    if sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed ;)
    is that mirrors in you pants? cos i can totally see myself in them.
    did you just touch my butt??? (no.!) no? damnn.
    do you need directions? cos i can show you the way to my bedroom.!
    i like that shirt.. it would look better on my ceiling fan. ;)
    remember me? oh, that's right, i've only seen you in my dreams.
    lets play carpenter. first we get hammered, then i nail you.!
    are you a light switch? cos you're turnin me on!
    (for guys) i like my women like i like my cars- fast and automatic. (cos if i reach down and feel a stick i know im in trouble.!)
    (for girls) i like my men like i like my shoes- big.!
    do you have a raisin? no? how about a date?
    bond-- james bond.
    was it love at first sight? or do i need to walk by again?
    is that shirt felt? (no.) would you like it to be?

  2. real real
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    swimming pools; chlorined hair.
    what day it is? well. we don't care.
    >sleeping in after sleeping at five.<
    we're just having the times of our lives.
    short jean shorts && cute tank tops,
    i'm suprised we didn't get caught by cops.
    cute little smiles && laughs never end,
    boyfriends are lost- theres hearts to mend.
    [( lovely single ladies && rockin' men... )]
    l i v i n g || t h e || l i f e || i n --
    two thousand ten.
    this is forr the summmmerrrrr... i can't wait !!! <3

  3. crazy_blondie_737 crazy_blondie_737
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2010 10:38pm UTC
    i’ve made a lot of mistakes.
    i’ve accidentally done a lot of things.
    but i never accidently told someone
    i loved them,
    WHEN I DIDN’T♥
    -wizards of waverly place.

  4. caseyWARTsucks1 caseyWARTsucks1
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    February 7, 2010 7:10pm UTC
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  5. kaylababy013 kaylababy013
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    what we write on here
    c o u l d p u t h i m i n t e a r s
    what we write on here
    c o u l d b u r n a h o l e i n h i s h e a r t
    what we write on here
    c o u l d c h a n g e h i s m i n d
    what we write on here
    a r e t h e t h i n g s w e ' r e t o a f r a i d t o s a y o u t l o u d . .

  6. fieldhockeyrox_12 fieldhockeyrox_12
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    I got my hopes up AGAIN
    Why?
    I have NO idea
    In the back of my mind I KNEW it wouldn't work out
    for one reason or another
    My heart just wouldn't let me LET YOU GO

  7. blackie101 blackie101
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 7:38am UTC
    ifxyouxcouldxreadxherxmind
    you would probably be in tears.
    not mine*
    credit to whoever.
    just really love this quote

  8. xxxbananaxxx xxxbananaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 9:17pm UTC
    you never did give a damn thing honey
    BUTICRIEDFORYOU

  9. XoQueen_of_KingsX3 XoQueen_of_KingsX3
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    & Boy;
    You should get a tatoo of "LOL" on your Dick.
    'Cause thats
    w h a t t h e g i r l s d o
    when you
    ♦_ p u l l y o u r p a n t s d o w n _♦


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  12. omgshutup omgshutup
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    July 24, 2009 11:48pm UTC
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  13. Brittney_hearts_Chris Brittney_hearts_Chris
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    She lays on her bed,
    thinking of him and what he did to her
    He just lays on his bed,
    thinking of her and why he did that to her


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  15. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
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    July 11, 2009 11:12am UTC
    && if your heart was a prison...
    [ I w o u l d l i k e t o b e s e n t e n c e d f o r l i f e ]

  16. stsx0x stsx0x
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2009 10:34am UTC
    I could be fun*
    if you want. I could be (pensive), uhh... smart, s u p e r s t i c i o u s,
    brave? And I, uhh, I can be light on my feet. I could be [ whatever ]
    you want. You just tell me what
    x_______________ you want, and I'm gonna be that for you.
    -The Notebook*
    aww thiss is amazingg<3 noah- the notebook
    just did some of the colors and formatt:D


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