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  1. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    BEST LINE SAID BY A GUY TO A GIRL:
    "The day I will go on my knees for another girl....
    Is the day I will tie a shoelace for our daughter."
    Nmq

  2. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    First two of Nialls friends die
    Then Cher Lloyd gets pee thrown at her
    Now Zayn deleted his twitter
    This is too much!

  3. vintagekissesx vintagekissesx
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    I don't care what your race is, what your religion is, what your sexuallity is, what music you like, if you respect me for who i am, I'll respect you for who you are.

  4. laurenholly laurenholly
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    *when looking in the mirror*
    OH MY GOSH WHO IS THAT SEXY BEAST! ;)
    *when taking a picture*
    EW WHO IS THAT UGLY LOOKING CREATURE!!!

  5. laurenholly laurenholly
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    don't be scared to say how you feel...
    your mind. your opinions. say them (:

  6. Mahomie14 Mahomie14
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:35am UTC
    Every girl needs a
    boy best friend.

  7. sammyangel sammyangel
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    If only time machines were invented...
    Then I could fixed those unfixable problems.

  8. coolsa7 coolsa7
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:51am UTC
    ┏╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┓
    That awkward moment when you're friend is talking to you and in your head your screaming LIES LIES LIES!
    coolsa7♥
    ┗╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍┛

  9. RyanZ923 RyanZ923
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:09am UTC
    I wonder if in China
    everything says, 'Made around the corner.'

  10. RyanZ923 RyanZ923
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:14am UTC
    My level of immaturity
    changes depending on
    who I am with.

:)

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