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sammyangel

1. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2013 2:25pm UTC
   when i was younger,
   i thought 'therapist' was 'the rapist'
   so i read out in school
   "The rapist said; 'Be with you in a minute'"
   
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2. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC
   I moved seats in science and it was behind my crush.
   He turned around and went; "Ooo yes Sammy stay here."
   He also added;"I like where I sit now," with a really, really, really charming & loving smile.
   Oh god I'm dying yfuieyuieghyahcbnqoutyasdfglhljnzmbcuyqpttyewb
   
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3. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2013 10:39pm UTC
   Am I the only one whom always compare themselves with their best friend...?
   
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4. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   I miss you..
   Is that a crime?
   
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5. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   I love how little things can amuse me :')
   
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6. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC
   School holidays
   =
   VERY MESSY HANDWRITING
   
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7. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   If only time machines were invented...
   Then I could fixed those unfixable problems.
   
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8. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   If my husband was called "Jai" and we had a son
   I would name it "Derulo"
   Everyone would be like;
   "It's Jai's son Derulo."
   ♥
   
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9. sammyangel
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC
   There's always that one friend who says
   "Delete that photo."
   In a group photo.
   -true story
   
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10. sammyangel
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:01am UTC
    At night you can't sleep.
    In the morning you can't wake up.
    
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11. sammyangel
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 9:24am UTC
    That mini heart attack when you're
    Listening to a calm song...
    and then
    BOOM.
    A loud song comes on
    :|
    
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