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  1. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:07pm UTC
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  2. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    xxbobo123: hello
    starchristy55: who is this?
    xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
    2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
    starchristy55: what the.....?
    xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
    starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
    xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
    starchristy55: who the eff r u?
    xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
    starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
    xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
    starchristy55: i did not kill her!
    xxbobo123: i think differently
    starchristy55: who ARE you?
    starchristy55: why are you doing this?
    starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
    dancarella38 has logged on
    dancerella38: hello christy
    starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
    dancarella38: why its me, sally
    starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
    dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
    dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
    dancarella38 has signed off
    xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
    starchristy55: who are you?
    xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
    starchristy55: yeah?
    xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
    starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
    xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
    xxbobo123 has sighned off
    later that night
    ----------------------------------------------------
    christy sat in her room cold and afraid
    exactly wat she was told would happen, did
    she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
    repost this once and you will be safe
    if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
    repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....

  3. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD: -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU! WHEN SHE ACTS SHY: -SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU: - CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS: - KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES: - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT: - SHE'S THINKING OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU: - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY: - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST: - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU: - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING: -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED: -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOME THINGS THE MATTER: - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND: - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD: -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  4. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    I may not believe in wishes
    but I do wish almost every time I get the chance.
    Here's your chance;
    by the end of the countdown
    you must have made a wish.
    10
    9
    8
    7
    6
    5
    4
    3
    2
    1
    (stop)
    Now you must repost this in the next 7 minutes.
    Before your next birthday your wish will have come true.

    But you only have 7 minutes you betterbequick!

  5. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  6. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for?

  7. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    When a girl cries for a guy, it means she really misses him. But when a guy cries for a girl, it means no one can love that girl more than him!!!

  8. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2011 11:14am UTC
    CONVERSATION WITH DAD
    DAD: i got a facebook want to be my friend
    GIRL: YOU GOT A FACEBOOK! WTF
    DAD: whats WTF
    GIRL: welcome to facebook
    mupload i saw made me laugh

  9. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and paste this quote
    4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (

  10. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    5 day spill:
    day one: 1 thing you look forward too
    day two: 2 people who mean everything
    day three: 3 secrets about yourself
    day four: 4 things you hate
    day five: 5 things you wish never happened
    day three:
    1 i went to fat ccamp
    2 i have secret crushes on my brothers friends
    3 i keep way to many secrets about my family all balled up inside

  11. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    The 7 Day Challenge
    NEW, FRESH, AND JUST FOR YOU
    7 Days of Confessions.
    Day 1: Write about 1 of your past crushes
    Day 2: Write about 7 of your fears
    Day 3: Write 3 People you completely trust
    Day 4: Write what made you laugh most
    Day 5: Write about what changed your life.
    Day 6: Write what you would want to change about yourself.
    Day 7: Write about what you see in yourself.
    Format Credit to redbutterfly_
    To do this challenge,
    Make a quote saying : Day[Number] [Challenge] [What you wrote for the challenge] Once you completed the challenge, Write a quote saying: "I have completed the 7 Day Quote Challenge" And tell me(:\

  12. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    5 day spill:
    day one: 1 thing you look forward too
    day two: 2 people who mean everything
    day three: 3 secrets about yourself
    day four: 4 things you hate
    day five: 5 things you wish never happened
    day two:
    since i cant choose two people the the two groups of people that mean the most are my best friends and my family

  13. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    5 day spill:
    day one: 1 thing you look forward too
    day two: 2 people who mean everything
    day three: 3 secrets about yourself
    day four: 4 things you hate
    day five: 5 things you wish never happened
    day one:
    i cant wait until i have my licence and can drive where ever i want

  14. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.​​​You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.
    not mine

  15. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    11:11
    I WISH HE LIKED ME

  16. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I accidentally threw it away... I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay!
    not mine

  17. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    The Freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and
    watches the Sophomore guy, the
    Sophomore guy, heads in a whirl,
    sits and watches the Junior girl, the
    Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and
    admires the Senior man, the
    Senior man, all hott and wild, secretly
    loves the Freshman child

    story of my life

  18. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    …because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
    A Cinderella Story

  19. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2011 10:33am UTC
    test your tongue
    "font-find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ<
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wiSHes!
    *~*they will come tRuue!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test youur tongue"(;
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes;; huurry et upp!(:

  20. laughalot13 laughalot13
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    ITS T-SHIRT TIMEEE!!
    JERSEY SHORE

:)

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