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lambieperry

1. lambieperry
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   October 8, 2012 12:40pm UTC
   Nobodys perfect? YA RIGHT HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have you seen one direction??? or have you seen cody simpson? now theres some perfect people
   
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2. lambieperry
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   September 1, 2012 10:52pm UTC
   today on twitter cody simpson followed me!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/followers HERE IS THE LINK 2 ME CLICK IT THEN GO DWON 8 FOLLOWERS FROM THE TOP AND THERE IS HIS ACCOUNT NOT A FAKE ONE THE REAL DEAL
   
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3. lambieperry
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   July 1, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   Nobody's perf-
   Hi were one direction!
   me: Hannah Montana you were wrong
   
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4. lambieperry
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   June 30, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   I'm Dating Harry styles (he just doesnt know it yet!)
   
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5. lambieperry
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   June 30, 2012 5:48pm UTC
   meh
   
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6. lambieperry
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   June 22, 2012 11:31pm UTC
   go poop
   
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7. lambieperry
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   June 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   Harry: It's gotta be (way off pitch) YOU, YOU, YOU!!!! i cant get it!!! Louis Punch me in the balls
   Louis:what!
   Harry: Punch me in the balls
   Louis: but i only punch you in the balls when u deserve it like when you make a stupid pun
   Harry: what do you call a spanish toilet???
   Louis: (stares at harry)
   Harry: Elton john!
   Louis : (punches harry in the balls)
   Harry: (perfectly on pitch) You!!!!! only you!!!!
   
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8. lambieperry
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   June 19, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   Introducing Tac-O's
   Harry: Meat, lettuce, and cheese flavored O's in a tortilla bowl.
   Louis: That's disgusting.
   Harry: Even the milk taste like tacos!
   Liam: That's disgusting-er.
   Harry: That's not a word.
   
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9. lambieperry
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   June 3, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   hey kids!!!! wants to know how to get a top qoute on witty????????????????
   JUST MAKE ONE ABOUT
   ONE DIRECTION
   
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10. lambieperry
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    May 27, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Nobody's perf-
    Hi were one direction!
    me: Hannah Montana you were wrong.
    
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11. lambieperry
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    May 26, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Dont u just hate it when a parent asks u to clean something up and your on the computer so u get up clean it up then when u go to get back on the computer there on it and say "you got up"
    
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12. lambieperry
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    May 26, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next
    
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13. lambieperry
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    May 26, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    You did not just call him Lewis
    
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14. lambieperry
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    May 25, 2012 10:08am UTC
    Do any of u no how a girl can be afraid of babrbies???? cause my friend is
    PLZ COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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15. lambieperry
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    May 25, 2012 8:21am UTC
    [Liam]
    You're insecure. So half of four. Your old brain is not what they were before.
    [Zayn]
    Add two threes. It's fine for us. Cause we're young and we still remember stuff.
    [Harry]
    Everyone else can multiply by sixty. Everyone else can add two.
    [All]
    Now take off one hundred, and add on 24.
    Then divide by two and add on seven more.
    And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
    You don't know, your math skills are terrible
    If only you had a mind like me
    You'd understand how to divide the sum by three
    And then just add on the age of this OAP
    You don't know, your math skills are terrible
    [Harry]
    It's really kinda pitiful
    
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16. lambieperry
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    May 25, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Me: Hola! Como estas?
    Spanish guy: *speaks mad fast spanish*
    Me: Dude Chill! Dora didnt teach me that yet
    
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17. lambieperry
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    May 24, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    interviewer: "If you had to choose anyone to be a 6th member who would you choose?
    "Liam: "Batman."
    
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18. lambieperry
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    May 24, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Just close your eyes and enjoy the rollar coster that is life
    - Zayn Malik
    
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19. lambieperry
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    May 24, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    We made Harry que up for one of the rollar coster rides, and he had a panic attack! He had to be calmed down buy one of the staff members... IT WAS SO FUNNY!
    -Louis Tomlinson
    
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20. lambieperry
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    May 24, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    "Sometimes girls give hugs to all the boys but me, i smile but inside it really hurts"
    -Niall Horan
    
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