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1. lacr0553grrly
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2010 10:21pm UTC
   "Just Stick it in there!"
   For Maggie, Rylee, Tyler, and Abdi!
   Haha love you guys and STEM lab and CP are the best!! I can't wait 'till art! ;)
   
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2. lacr0553grrly
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   December 9, 2010 10:10pm UTC
   mental age test :
   [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
   [] You keep track of dates using a calendar
   [] You own a credit/debit card
   [] You know how to change the oil in a car
   [x] You’ve done your own laundry
   [] You can vote in an election
   [x] You can cook for yourself
   [x] You think politics are interesting
   [] You show up for school late a lot
   [] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
   [x] You’ve never gotten a detention
   [] You have forgotten your own birthday
   [x] You like to take walks by yourself
   [x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
   [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
   [x i put them in the dishwasher!!] You know how to do the dishes
   [x] You can count to 10 in another language
   [x] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it[Usually]
   [x] You can mow the lawn
   [] You study even when you don’t have to
   [x] You have hand washed a car before
   [] You can spell experience, without looking it up
   [] The people at Starbucks know you by name
   [] Your favorite kind of food is take out
   [why do you think Americans are so fat they eat too much chocolatebut yes i can ] You cant go to the store without getting something you don’t need
   [] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
   [x] You can type pretty quick
   [] Your only friends are from your place of employment
   [] You have been to a Tupperware party
   [x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
   [] You have more bills than you can pay
   [x] You have been to the beach
   [x] You use the Internet every day
   [x] You have been outside of your state 3 or more times
   [x] You make your bed in the morning
   :) just for you to know
   
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3. lacr0553grrly
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   December 2, 2010 8:57pm UTC
   "My Crush"
   Say your crushes name six times.
   Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
   Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
   Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
   Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject
   "My Crush"
   And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...
   DON'T screw it up.
   
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4. lacr0553grrly
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   December 2, 2010 8:01pm UTC
   I have the best friends we talk about bras with guys and fake baby's that we will have to take home and how we are going to deal with them all during math class while we are supposed to be doing work!
   
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5. lacr0553grrly
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   November 18, 2010 9:06pm UTC
   Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
   Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
   advice...
   WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
   -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
   WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
   -SAY I LOVE YOU
   WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
   - CHASE HER
   WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
   - KISS HER
   WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
   - HOLD HER TIGHT
   WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
   - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
   WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
   - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
   WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
   - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
   WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
   - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
   WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
   - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
   WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
   -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
   WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
   -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
   WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
   - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
   WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
   - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
   WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
   -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
   Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
   
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6. lacr0553grrly
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   November 18, 2010 8:50pm UTC
   S [ H E ] B E [ L I E ] V [ E D ]
   Not mine but too true! :(
   
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7. lacr0553grrly
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   November 18, 2010 5:47pm UTC
   Chub Bub!
   all mine :)
   
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8. lacr0553grrly
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   November 18, 2010 5:09pm UTC
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   November 18, 2010 3:47pm UTC
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10. lacr0553grrly
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    November 15, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    Whatever you do, dont read this!!!!! DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
    DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE
    
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11. lacr0553grrly
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    November 15, 2010 3:41pm UTC
    Cross out the things you've done.
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Cheated on someone.
    Shoplifted something. (By accident hehe I swear!!)
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital
    Had a yard sale.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Gone to Europe.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Dyed your hair.
    Ran a marathon.
    Got a tattoo.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
    Burned yourself.
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Did “spirit day” at school.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    
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12. lacr0553grrly
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    November 14, 2010 12:14am UTC
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13. lacr0553grrly
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    November 12, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    Dear math teacher,
    Not to be rude or anything but why do you want me to find your X. You could not have lost them already....... Oh and now you want to find out Y i am asking this too huh?
    Mine as far as i know :)
    
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14. lacr0553grrly
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    November 5, 2010 11:38pm UTC
    <3 on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    S C R O L L D O W N
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
    
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15. lacr0553grrly
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    November 5, 2010 11:10pm UTC
    The best competition is against yourself because the only strengths you play to are your own!
    
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16. lacr0553grrly
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    November 5, 2010 10:30pm UTC
    You can get tuff, but soon enuff, the bottle cap has to pop open or you will explode yet again.
    I am a girl who gets back-stabbed for doing nothing and yes i hide my emotions well and i have super trust issues, but i still don't deserve it. I still need someone to talk to. I still need that one best friend who just listens and i can do the same back when they need me.
    I Love You!
    Thanks for being there, Just know i'll do the same for you.
    Forever and always!
    You are my hero!
    :)
    All Mine. I lived it and wrote it for you to read!
    
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17. lacr0553grrly
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    November 5, 2010 4:55pm UTC
    When we dated i gave you a peice of my heart... When we broke up you never gave it back ): Now I have a missing piece to my heart that i can never get back... You will always have one piece to my heart and i will always love you... but, loving you doesn't mean i have to like youu!!
    
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