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  1. XStyleX XStyleX
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Oh, your dating my ex?
    I'm eating pizza, want the left overs too?
    Credit to my friend Anna :)
    c


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ashleyybabii1997 ashleyybabii1997
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Single isn't a status.
    It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life
    without having to depend on anybody else...

  4. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    BEAUTY WITHOUT
    INTELLIGENCE
    IS A MASTERPIECE
    PAINTED ON A
    NAPKIN.

  5. Sydd801 Sydd801
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    We all have those days where we feel like the most ugly, fat, and stupidest person in the world;
    Even if you are the most beautiful, skinniest and smartest person in the world.
    Everyone has those days..its life♥

  6. Juampa Juampa
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    In my castle I'm the freaking man!
    So nobody's going to tell me anything!

  7. ashleyybabii1997 ashleyybabii1997
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Ever notice that in The Wizard of Oz,
    The Scarecrow, The Tinman, The Lion, and The Wizard were all men;
    no brains, no heart, no courage and a liar?

  8. smileehaley smileehaley
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    There are three girls robbing a bank. red head, brunette, and blonde. they all have potato bags. the cops come and the girls jump in there potato bags. the cops poke the bag with the red head in it. the red head says "woof woof" and the cops think their are puppies in it. the cops poke the bag with the brunette in it. the brunette says "meow meow" and the cops think their were kittens in it. then the cops poke the potato bag with the blonde in it and the blonde says "potato potato"...
    Fav if you get it :)

  9. UnicornRainbow UnicornRainbow
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Transformers is the SHIZZ NIT,
    OK?! :D

  10. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 7:29pm UTC
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  11. LukasHaden LukasHaden
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 11:36am UTC
    What's wrong with guys on witty who don't do anything wrong?
    Why do they still get hate?
    How many of you wish the guy you like had a witty, and they saw some of the quotes directed towards them?
    I don't get it.

  12. Paige_Kennedy Paige_Kennedy
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2009 2:53pm UTC
    Tech Class...
    Danny: Lukas i hate you -.-
    Lukas: you know Danny that kind of language is frowned apon in some countries
    ....tell me danny what would jesus do? WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!?!?!

  13. xxMyTeethYourVeinsxx xxMyTeethYourVeinsxx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:08am UTC
    And if the sun comes up will it t e a r the skin right off our bones
    And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks
    <3

  14. xxMyTeethYourVeinsxx xxMyTeethYourVeinsxx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    ''HI! welcome to Wal Mart. I love my life and i also do cocaine :D"
    <3 Desandnate<3

  15. jamie33 jamie33
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    atelphobia-
    the fear of being not good enough.

  16. xolex78 xolex78
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    You won't know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

  17. Tmoney1128 Tmoney1128
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:39am UTC
    My Mommy told me.....
    If you have nothing GOOD to say
    SAY IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:40am UTC
    &do you ever
    look up at the sky
    [ and wonder if someday, everything will fall into place?]

  19. jackie349 jackie349
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:40am UTC
    excuse me...
    your pants shouldn't
    go past your
    camel-toe

  20. PurpleGlasses_ PurpleGlasses_
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I Love Unicorns.
    - Wiz Khalifa

    wizkhalifaquotesx

:)

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