kymberleeJade's Quotes

kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 11:50pm UTC

Me: Alexis stick your finger in these scissors
Alexis: Ill stick my finger in there if you stick your dick in there
Me: ill stick my dick in there when you stick your finger in there
Alexis: That's what she said!

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 2:31pm UTC

Why are relationships...
So stressful?
Guess it is best if we are just friends :(

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 11:39am UTC

A women once said,
"A man is like a deck of playing cards..."
you need...
A heart to love him.
A diamond to marry him.
A club to smash his f***ing head in.
And a spade to bury the b******.

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 11:41pm UTC

If She Still Doesn't have arm pit hair...
She's To Young For You Bro!!!!

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC

I love how people ask for advice on here
When truth is...
There not going to get it!

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 11:27am UTC

If she still watches Dora...
Shes to young for you bro!

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 2:10pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
The teacher sticks her butt in you face!
:p

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:42pm UTC

Tonight Is The Night...
You Will Take My Breath Away
:)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:36am UTC

All Those Things You Used To Do,
That Made Me Fall In Love With You.
Remind Me...

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:11am UTC

Yesterday Was One Of The Best Days...
Of My Life! :)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:55pm UTC

I so love it when the person you thought you could trust,
to do anything for you...
Let's you down! :(

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 11:17pm UTC

You Are...
The One Person I Go To,
The One I Look Up To,
The One I Need,
I Love You :)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
June 2, 2011 11:55pm UTC

Hey Everyone...
Life's Not Fair
Get Over It!!!!

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 3:08pm UTC

That moment of sadness when....
You have to turn in your school laptop at the end of the year.
:)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 3:40pm UTC

People say you cant live without love...
I think oxygen is more important :D

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 3:11pm UTC

Just do it and be done.
-Quote From Mrs. Heiden

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 10:55am UTC

I wise woman once told me...
Kill them with kindness :)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 4:08pm UTC

There are no stupid questions...
Just stupid people
:)

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 4:04pm UTC

G_ F_CK
Y_ _RS_LF!
Would you like to
buy a vowel?

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kymberleeJade
posted a quote
May 24, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Men are like,
Bank accounts...
Without a lot of money,
They don't seen to generate,
A lot of interest...
:/

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