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kristtyermm

1. kristtyermm
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   January 2, 2010 11:30pm UTC
   being lied to:
   what hurts the most, is knowing, i wasnt worth the truth.
   
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2. kristtyermm
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   January 2, 2010 7:19pm UTC
   you have the body of a 13 year old chinese girl.
   shane dawson's grandma.:D
   
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3. kristtyermm
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   January 2, 2010 7:18pm UTC
   12 out of 4
   people are
   RASPISTS!!!
   :O
   shane dawson.
   ;)
   
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4. kristtyermm
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   January 2, 2010 1:58am UTC
   ever realize, all a girl really wants, is:
   one true love.
   she wants the guy.
   nd its all we tend to care about.
   nd its lame ):
   ♥
   
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5. kristtyermm
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   December 25, 2009 6:16pm UTC
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   December 12, 2009 1:22pm UTC
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7. kristtyermm
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   November 25, 2009 8:32am UTC
   MLIA
   Today, I received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and it had reached a point where he needed to be sent outside. I don't have a son. That kid is a good liar.
   
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8. kristtyermm
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   November 25, 2009 8:28am UTC
   Today, on Mystery Google,
   I typed in 'i wonder what Obama is doing right now."
   my result?
   Oprah Winfrey.
   MLIA
   
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9. kristtyermm
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   November 25, 2009 8:21am UTC
   Today , for my chemistry test, I wore a periodic tables shirt just for laughs. As I walked into my class, my teacher looks at me and as soon as he opens his mouth , I responded "If you tell me to take it off, it's sexual harassment.
   MLIA
   
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10. kristtyermm
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    November 24, 2009 8:35am UTC
    MLIA
    Today I read a story on MLIA about someone standing next to an empty cop car and holding up a hairdyer to see if cars slowed down. I tried this today. After 10 minutes of people slowing down because of my hairdyer, I heard a knock from behind be and realised there was a cop in the car who had been watching me the whole time. He gave me a free donut.
    
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    November 24, 2009 8:31am UTC
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    November 19, 2009 12:43pm UTC
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    November 18, 2009 3:35pm UTC
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14. kristtyermm
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    November 18, 2009 3:30pm UTC
    oh!, your cool! xD
    i mean anyone who doesnt spend ALL their time talking about people, well
    then they are just lame.
    so your ok.
    you are most definetly cool.
    
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15. kristtyermm
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    November 16, 2009 6:29pm UTC
    umm excuse meee
    ::
    im allergic to bullshitt.
    [kayne remix ,, this aint a scence]
    
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16. kristtyermm
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    November 8, 2009 12:55pm UTC
    we'll write a song.
    that turns off the
    l i g g h h t s.
    secret valentine.
    
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17. kristtyermm
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    November 5, 2009 11:28am UTC
    uu know wht??
    its because of ppl like uu, we have::
    MIDDLE FINGERRSS!!!
    not mine. i just changed it up a little bit [:
    ♥
    
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18. kristtyermm
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    October 28, 2009 3:28pm UTC
    im so ghetto,
    i have a PINKK squirt gun.
    yah, thts right-------->
    BE AFRAIDD>(:
    
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19. kristtyermm
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    September 29, 2009 3:27pm UTC
    nnd i promise if someone ever shouts: OH DANG! i will shout: LETS BANG!(:<33
    
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