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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Pun Times with Koda
D i l l w i t h i t
or you'll pickle me off

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 11:15pm UTC

Pun Times with Koda
Spooning leads to forking
so use condiments.

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Pun Times with Koda
I wear two pairs of pants while golfing
In case I get a hole in one

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Pun Times with Koda
I just want to give a shout out to elevators
for picking me up, when im down.

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

❄
Cause maybe you're loveable And maybe you're my snowflake And your eyes turn from green to gray In the winter I'll hold you in a cold place
❄

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC

♔
KEEP
CALM
AND
CARRY ON

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC

☽
I love you
to the moon
- - - AND- - -
back

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Random Questions About Me:
spell your name without vowels: Krstphr
Your favorite number: 21
What color do you wear most? Blue
Least favorite color?: brown
What are you listening to?:Im gonnaa Be(500 Miles) by The Proclaimers
What is your favorite class in school?: Art
Are you outgoing?: Rarely
Favorite pair of shoes?: Vans
CANS
Can you dance?: No ._.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? nah
Can you whistle?: yes
Write with both hands?: No
Cross your eyes: Yep
Walk with your toes curled?: yes
THE DO'S
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Maybe
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Do you believe in magic?:idk
Love at first sight?: possibly
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes!
Do you know how to swim?:yess
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:umm
THE HAVES
Have you ever been on a plane?: nope :c
Have you ever asked someone out?: yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yess
Have you ever painted your nails?: no
THE WHATS
What is the temperature outside?: hahaha you think I go outside
What radio station do you listen to?: whats new wstw
What was the last thing you bought?: Mango Smoothie
What was the last thing on TV you watched?:Big Brother
THE WHOS
Who was the last person you chated? Kaiden <3
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: mee
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Kaiden
HAPPY SECTION
Are you a happy person?: um
What can make you happy?: Kaiden
Do you wish you were happier?:yeah
Can music make you happy?: yesh
How many times have you had your heart broken?: 3
LOOK AT ME
What is your current hair color?: black,red,brown (dont ask)
What does your hair look like now? beiber flip awhh yeahh
Current piercings?: size 4 gauges
Have any tattoos?: Nopee
Eye color?: Hazel/Rainbow
CURRENTLY WEARING
What shirt are you wearing?: Hollywood Undead tshirt
Pants: pjs
Shoes?:not wearing any
Necklaces?: none
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: no
Ran away from home: no
Laughed so hard you cried: yes all day everday
Thrown up in a store: uh no
Wanted to be a model: lol no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: no
seen a dead body: yes.
skinny dipping:nope
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Idk
Single or Group Dates?: idk
Chocolate or Vanilla: idk
Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: gimme that chicken
TV or Movie: idk
Guitar or Drums: both
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Cheerios or Corn Flakes:eww no neither
Cake or Pie:idk
MTV or VH1: idk
1. Were you named after anyone?: no
2. When was the last time you cried?: yesterday
3. Do you like your handwriting?: ew no
4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: bologna
5. Do you use sarcasm? no why would I ever do that
8. Do you still have your tonsils?: nah
9. Would you bungee jump?: hmm yes
10. What is your favorite cereal?: Frosted Flakes theyre more than good theyre greattt ._.
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: never that is a sin
13. What is your favorite ice cream?:gimme dat cookie dough
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? their face
15. Red or pink?: red
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: idk
17. Who do you miss the most?: not really sure..
18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?:idc
19. What are you listening to right now?the same song as before
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: blue ftw
21. Favorite Smells?: the smell of dead babies soaking in milk

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:49pm UTC

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
-e. e. cummings

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Pun Times with Koda
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:55pm UTC

You,
Your eyes, your lips, your hair
Are just a few things that I like about you.
Like is, however, an understatement.
The way I feel is inexpressible with words,
Only through actions.
The way I stroke your cheek
When we lay together in my bed.
The way you smile and blush slightly
Makes my heart beat fast and puts my stomach on overdrive.
I said there were storms,
How I was stuck between two.
I was almost consumed by the darkness,
But then I met you.
I was still hanging on to my raft
When you guided your boat to my rescue.
The darkness still comes,
But you always have a flashlight
To scare the monsters in my head away.
I think to myself how lucky I am
To have found someone as good as you.
I was broken, but you’re helping me pick up the pieces
To what was my life, and what will be my life with you.
That little smirk you have,
And all the cute faces you make
Are just some of the things
That make me love you as much as I do.
I always remember when I’m down,
That I have everything with you.

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kristoboo
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August 24, 2013 1:40pm UTC

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Back In Your Head
(boyxboy)
Chapter One The Party
Isiah woke up from his alarm going off and shut it off. He walked to Kyros' room "time to get up buddy" he said then went back to his room getting dressed for school Kyros groaned and got up getting ready. Isiah drove them to school and got out looking around,Isiah headed to his locker when he tripped over a guy sitting on the floor Isiah glared at him and kept walking "gosh people really need to learn to watch wear the hell they're going" he thought. A girl, one of the guys friends started yelling at him "Hey! You tripped over him not the other way around!". Isiah ignored her and went to class, Tegan came over to him "hey wanna come to my party tonight, you can bring Kyros" she said, Isiah nodded "sounds fun we'll be there" he said smiling.
After school Austin walked Katie home and then went to his house to get ready for a party he was invited to with Katie he got dressed after he got ready he drove his truck and picked up Katie. When they got to the party Katie went dancing with a guy and Austin sat down on the step and turned his Ipod on playing Asking Alexandria instead of listening to the pop songs that where playing. Isiah was there with Kyros, Tegan pulled Isiah over to where Katie was "Katie this is Isiah" Katie smiled a bit "Hello" she said. Isiah nodded "hey..umm its nice to meet you" Isiah said "yeah you to" Katie said "hey where is your washroom I gotta go hehe" Katie said laughing "down the hall to the left" Tegan said. "Thanks" she said and she ran over to Austin "hey Aut lets go" Katie said "umm......okay babe whatever u want" Austin said "or maybe we should stay a bit longer.."Katie said. "Ok what ever you want"Austin said and went back to the stairs. Isiah looked for Kyros and found him asleep on one of the couches so he picked Kyros up and carried him up the steps "excuse me"he said to Austin who was in the way. Austin got out of the way and opened a bedroom door for him "um thanks" Isiah said and smiled then laid Kyros down on the bed and cover him with the covers ."Oh uhh umm a...any time" Austin stuttered looking at the ground and went to walk away. Isiah went downstairs and talked to Tegan for a while then drove him and Kyros home.

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:53pm UTC

I can dance good for
a white kid
-No Faith In Brooklyn
by Hoodie Allen

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:06pm UTC

If you can’t see anything
beautiful about yourself
get a better mirror
look a little closer
stare a little longer
Because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying
despite everyone who told you to quit
you built a cast around your broken heart
and signed it yourself
you signed it
“they were wrong”
- To This Day by Shane Koyczan

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:10am UTC

Pun Times with Koda
The man who survived mustard gas
and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:02am UTC

Pun Times with Koda
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:37pm UTC

"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B-TCH!"
- Molly Weasley

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kristoboo
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August 23, 2013 9:47pm UTC

"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture.Just get people
to stop reading them."
-Ray Bradbury

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Don't define
your world in
black and white
Because there is
so much hiding
amongst the
greys

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