kristenleigh101

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My name is Kristen and I am a chocoholic :) haha
I'm Drama Club president and head of my school's tutoring program. I'm also in Beta Club and NHS.
I'm forever an optimist and my family is the best thing that's ever happened to me <3

Nice to meet you!

kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:12pm UTC

NCIS Quotes
Ziva: "Like shooting fish in a pond."
"I think you mean "barrel"."
Ziva: "Why would fish be in a barrel?"
"Umm, well. That's a very valid point.
I never thought--"
Ziva: "Uh-huh."
I don't know who she was talking to! If anybody knows, let me know and I'll fix this quote. :)

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kristenleigh101
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October 28, 2012 10:07pm UTC

NCIS Quotes
Abby: As a means of silencing a gunshot, this wouldn't be very effective."
Gibbs: "Wasn't trying to silence the gunshot. Just wanted to cover the victim's face."
Abby: "Hmm... A squeamish shooter. Sounds like something I would do. I mean if I were to do it. Not that I would ever do it but if I were to do it, I would shut my eyes. Or use a pillow. Yea..."

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kristenleigh101
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October 28, 2012 10:01pm UTC

NCIS Quotes
Abby: "You have ten days.
But I don't wanna pressure you so, twelve.
But definitely no more than two weeks."

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kristenleigh101
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October 28, 2012 9:52pm UTC

NCIS LA Quotes
Deeks: "Has anyone ever told you how cute you look when you're homicidally angry?"
Kensi: "I'm not angry. In fact,
I could slit your throat eleven different ways from where I'm sitting without losing my temper."
Callen: "There's gotta be another toy pony."
Sam: "You don't get it. She talks, she flaps her wings and she responds to over 30 commands."
Kensi: "Oh, five more than Deeks."

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kristenleigh101
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October 27, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Know something about everything
and everything about something.
Ask questions and never stop learning.
You'll never be at a loss for words :)

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kristenleigh101
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September 22, 2012 1:00pm UTC

Hey there, Witty! Guess what?? It's my birthday! :D

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kristenleigh101
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September 3, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Except I be by Silvia in the night,
There is no music in the nightingale.
Unless I look on Silvia in the day,
There is no day for me to look upon.
-Shakespeare, The Two Gentlemen of Verona

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kristenleigh101
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August 30, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Today at lunch, a girl at my table said,
"Why won't those guys stop staring at us?"
It took all of my self-control to not say
"Because we look f*cking sexual."
I love Jenna Marbles <3

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kristenleigh101
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August 20, 2012 9:42pm UTC

What i want to know is this:
Are the "Made in China" labels made in China too?

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 3:54pm UTC

NCIS Quote
Abby: This is why i love you guys. You bring me hair, you bring me blood, you bring me fluids. And mercury! Predictable yet constantly surprising.
Gibbs: We try.
Abby: Of course, mercury is toxic so you shouldn't let kids break open thermometers and play with it.
Gibbs: Speaking from personal experience, Abbs?
McGee: Actually explains a lot.

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kristenleigh101
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August 8, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Abby: Where's my Caf-pow?
Tony: We're a bit pressed for time. You're gonna have to do this one caffiene free.
Abby: Bite your tongue. Rule #9: always keep a spare.
Tony: I thought rule 9 was "Always carry a knife."
Abby: Not Gibbs' rules, mine!

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kristenleigh101
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August 8, 2012 3:13pm UTC

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kristenleigh101
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July 28, 2012 10:38am UTC

Somebody help me out here.
When did girls start referring to themselves as potatoes??
I'm very confused!

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 5:10pm UTC

NCIS Rules
1. Never let suspects stay together.
Never screw over your partner.
2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3. Never be unreachable.
Don't believe what you're told: double check.
4. If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourslef. The second best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.
5. You don't waste good.
6.Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
7. Always be specific when you lie.
8. Never take anything for granted.
9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
10. Never get personally involved with a case.
11. When the job is done, walk away.
12. Never date a coworker.
13. Never, ever involve lawyers.
15. Always work as a team.
16. If somebody thinks they have the upper hand, break it.
18. It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.
22. Never interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.
23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you wish to live.
27. There are two ways to follow someone: the first, they never notice you. The second, they only notice you.
35. Always watch the watchers.
36. If it feels like you're being played, you probably are.
38. Your case, your lead.
39. There is no such thing as coincidence.
40. If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.
42. Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker-punched you.
44. First things first, hide the women and children.
45. Clean up your messes.
51. Sometimes you're wrong.
69. Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.
14, 17, 19-21, 24-26, 28-34, 37, 41, 43, 46-50 and 52-68 are missing because there has been no mention of them in episodes.
NMF

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kristenleigh101
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July 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My camp friend Payton told me this story about her friend back home.
A person was doing doing something stupid and justified it by saying "YOLO!"
Payton's friend turned around and said,
"I'm Hindu. I believe in reincarnation."
<3

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 5:37pm UTC

When somebody asks me what's wrong,
I automatically say that I'm just tired.
Sometimes it's true, sometimes it's not.
It's just habit to say that.

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kristenleigh101
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July 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
Flowers are full of hope.
No matter how long or cold the winter is, they come back. They manage to grow back every year and don't let anything stop them.
Flowers are full of hope.
Don't you think?

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kristenleigh101
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July 25, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Happy birthday, Mikey.
You would've been 16 today. I still think about you, my 11-11-11 wish, all the time. I'm sorry I wasted my chance to get to know you before you died. I was so scared to become friends with the dead man walking. I thought it would hurt less if I barely knew you. But it still hurts.
I hope you're happy wherever you are.
RIP
♥
nmq/nmf

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kristenleigh101
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July 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC

One month ago
I made the concious decision to stop lying
It's not like I was a compulsive liar
I just decided that my life is complicated enough without lying
I may still lie about little things like if I'm planning a surprise party for someone
But other than that, no lies.
Now I can proudly say that
I DON'T LIE

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kristenleigh101
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July 22, 2012 8:39pm UTC

♥
So I wear a claddagh ring
The heart facing out on your right hand symbolizes being single
The heart facing in on your right hand symbolizes being in a relationship/being engaged
The heart facing in on your left hand symbolizes being married
So i guess you could say i'm waiting for a guy to turn my ring around
♥

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