kristenleigh101

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Birthday: September 22

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My name is Kristen and I am a chocoholic :) haha
I'm Drama Club president and head of my school's tutoring program. I'm also in Beta Club and NHS.
I'm forever an optimist and my family is the best thing that's ever happened to me <3

Nice to meet you!

kristenleigh101
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:02pm UTC

I've never been the jealous type before.
But my boyfriend is a camp counselor
and apparently a girl sent him a care package the week after she was at camp.
He wouldn't tell me what was in the note, he said he forgot.
Now, I've never been in a fight before,
But I swear, I wanna b*tch slap this girl so bad right now!

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Ignorance
is truly the greatest evil in the world.
I wish people would stick around long enough to realize how wrong the stereotypes are.

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Ok, confession time!
The first time I met the guy I like right now, my excuse to talk to him was that he looked familiar and I didn't know why.
Truth is that i had noticed him looking at me and i liked his smile :)

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 10:47pm UTC

I'm most thankful for being alive.
My mom had two miscarriages before me. It was a miracle i survived her first trimester.Then a few weeks before my due date, something went wrong with the placenta and i literally stopped growing. The doctors had to induce labor and i was brought into the world at only 4 lbs 10 oz (the average healthy weight is 7 lbs 6 oz). I was immediately put in an incubator and was again, lucky to survive. I was a very sick child and I spent my birthday in the hospital taking breathing treatments every year until i was about four years old.
I will never take my life for granted and you shouldn't either.
Happy Thanksgiving.

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 10:21pm UTC

This morning i experienced something that i've never felt before.
Complete and total rage.
Sure i've been mad before but nothing ever like this.
Before first period every day, our school has morning announcements and today they played the National Anthem for Veteran's Day.
These idiots sitting behind me were messing around and laughing during the entire song.
As soon as it ended and everybody sat down, i turned around and said,
"Have some respect."
I could barely control my voice. I was shaking from head to toe.
My best friend, Briana, told me to go tell their teacher
She assured me that she would take care of it.
I'd never felt anger like that.
Our veterans deserve so much more than just one day of appreciation
and those two teenage boys couldn't even stand quietly for two minutes to show respect torwards the men and women who fought for their freedom.
That makes me sick.

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:59pm UTC

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:49pm UTC

There are so many things in my school that can be compared to Hogwarts.
Our principal is like Professor Umbridge.
Our English teachers are like the defense against the dark arts teachers (I've had four in three years!)
There's a rule in our handbook that says "Inciting or participating in unauthorized student assembly" is punishable by immediate suspension- the Ministry is interfering!
All we need is our own Room of Requirement!

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:41pm UTC

The Sky is crying.
She and the Sun broke up again.
I hate when they're not together
because I love sunny skies.
They should get back together soon.
They make a good couple.
my quote <3

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I was trying to tell my friend, Shelbi, the story of Jack and the Beanstalk.
It got a little out of hand...
"Jack went to trade the family cow for money to buy food but on the way to the market, he ran into... I don't know, Rumpelstiltskin, I guess. And he traded the cow for magic beans. So Jack went home and showed the magic beans to his mom and she was like, "You stupid idiot! I'm hungry!!" and she threw the beans out the window. The next morning, there was a giant beanstalk and Jack was all, "Ooh! Imma climb that!" So he went up and there was a golden goose--well, the goose wasn't golden. It laid golden eggs--and oh, yea! There was a harp too!"
"Kristen, can we add a camel to the story?"
"Sure, why not... So the golden goose didn't want to leave the giant's castle because it's best friend, the camel, was there. But Jack didn't want the camel because it didn't lay golden eggs... Or any eggs for that matter. So Jack continued to steal the harp and the golden goose and the giant was like "Fee, fi, fo, fum!" and the camel was like "Nooooo, best friend!" and Jack slid down the beanstalk and became very rich."
The End!

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Yes, I am that girl.
While watching movies like "Clash of the Titans" and "Percy Jackson", I say things like,
"You stupid mortals! Why would you go around declaring war on the gods or angering the gods in general?? Mortals are such idiots..."
Then my friend, Briana, reminds me that I'm a mortal and I remind her that the main characters didn't know they were demigods until a god told them so I could be one too haha
Yes, I am...
THAT GIRL :)

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:29pm UTC

If I walked into Pier 1...
and inanimate objects started talking to me, I don't think I'd be too calm.
I'd probably freak out a little bit

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:23pm UTC

An unofficial wedding officiated by an illegal preacher with a convicted felon bearing witness.
The most beautiful wedding I've ever seen!
I love White Collar <3
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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:16pm UTC

The kid in the beginning of Hocus
Pocus is McGee from NCIS!!
BEST
REALIZATION
EVER

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

llll Gryffindor: llll
Some of my friends are Gryffindor. They're always up for an adventure.
llll Hufflepuff: llll
Lisa haha. I love that girl!
llll Ravenclaw: llll
Me and Briana! Know something about everything and everything about something.
llll Slytherin: llll
My sister... She fits the profile haha

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Mom: "There's a scratch on my glasses!"
Me: *looks* "Yup."
Mom: *glares at me*
Me: "Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
Mom: "Fix it!"
Me: "Occulus repairo!!"
Mom: "It didn't work."
Me: "Yea, well... I don't have my wand."
♥
my quote :)

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:37pm UTC

Gibbs: "What's a four-letter word for surviving a terrorist attack?"
Me: "ZIVA!"
Tony: "Luck."
Me: "Oh..."

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:32pm UTC

NCIS Quotes
*McGee is completely focused on his work and is ignoring Abby.*
*Tony walks in silently.*
Abby: "I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong but there's something about his silvery hair that makes me tingly."
Tony: "Excuse me, I'm going to vomit..."
Abby: "I'm joking, Tony. Except about Gibbs' hair...
McGee is ignoring me."
Tony: "Easily fixable. *slaps McGee* Stop ignoring Abby. She's sensitive."

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:26pm UTC

NCIS Quotes
Ziva: "I remember my first fight- Samuel Rubenstein."
Tony: "Sounds like a real stud... What did he do to deserve the Wrath of Ziva?"
Ziva: "He said he liked me."
/nmf

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kristenleigh101
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:20pm UTC

Abby: "Tony! We are about to summon the illusive elements of the cosmos. Concentrate!"
Tony: "I'm with you. Call the spirits. And tell 'em to bring pizza..."

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