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  1. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    Broken. That's what I am. My heart was torn apart. Ripped into tiny little shreds so small it's as if my heart isn't their anymore. I live for the day that he will come back and mend it for me. Like a puzzle, one by one till every piece fits perfectly back together. Although I know he will never return something in me wants me to wait. Wait for everything I fought for to finally become meaningful. To this day I do not know where I belong in this world. I have no purpose being here. But for some unknown reason god put me here and forever I shall stay until it is my time to go.
    Dont really know how to decorate this one....
    all mine.
    Dont reallyD

  2. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    Cell Phone Quiz
    Grab your Phone.
    got it ?!
    yessir
    What kind is your phone?
    Pantech Impact
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Madi Van Den Eynde
    Whos the last person you called?
    my mother. .
    Who was your last missed call from?
    a restricted number
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Danielle Bolin
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jake Cichy
    Who was your last received call from?
    Carla Plourde
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    my phone doesnt set it up that way
    What do you have as your background?
    i cant explain it..
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    dunno.
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Brenna Baran
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    three .
    Who was your last message from?
    Casey Jackson:D
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Aaron Siracuse
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zechariah Nicome
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Cody David Casey Mom Dad Miread .
    whos the 5th person under A?
    alex jones
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    mom
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    dont know.

  3. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    He might not be the cutest one on the block..
    But,
    He has definitely won me over<3

  4. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    I'd love to come over and take you outta there right now and carry you away with me.
    I love my boyfriend<3 hes my dream come true

  5. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 12:43pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  6. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    CODES!
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    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
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    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    not mine, needed to save(:

  7. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Nice heart....
    too bad its in two pieces.
    total credit to ryan.
    love ya ryan<3

  8. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2009 5:38pm UTC
    And you know what I love?
    The way he holds me in his arms
    The way he kisses me
    The way you always know what to say
    The way he can make me smile just by looking at me
    Lastly, the way he can make me love him

  9. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 4:44pm UTC
    Can you name 13 boys you can think of right off the top of your head
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    1)John
    2)Ryan
    3)Simon
    4)Ethan
    5)Mike L
    6)Billy
    7)Luke
    8)Geordie
    9)Vinny
    10)Mitchel
    11)Alex
    12)Jeff
    13)Spencer
    *How did you meet 10?
    School, I haven't known him that long
    *Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    No, we just started being friends this year
    *Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    No....idek they know each other..
    *Are you good friends with 13?
    kinda. I mean we tak inbetween classes
    *Do you think 5 is cute?
    um hell no.
    *Something about number 1?
    Hes the sweetest most caring person ever <3
    *How did you meet 12?
    School
    *What's 7's favorite color?
    Blue
    *What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    He has asked me out before. Idrc.
    *Fact about 9?
    He's an awesome bass player
    *Would you ever live with 12?
    ummm no.
    *Is 2 single?
    yesh.
    *Where does 7 live?
    down the street from me
    *What do you think about 2?
    Hes the most awesome friend ever <3
    *Whats the worst and best thing about 5
    Worst:Never stops talking
    Best: Has a good taste in music
    *would you go out with number 11
    Hell yeah hes hot
    *What do you like about number 3
    He knows how to take a joke and is totally a great friend

  10. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2009 11:06am UTC
    Last night he said to me:
    Listen..You're the girl that I want to run to the end of the earth and back with. I wanna rock your world forever because I love you.
    lazy on the colors.
    True story

  11. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 8:03pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!
    **not my quote**#1129203-1127589

  12. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 8:03pm UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!
    **not my quote**#1129203-1127589

  13. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 6:35pm UTC
    just leave me alone.
    if your going to get my hopes up &+ push them down, once
    again; just leave. i'd rather stay like this, t h e n b e h u r t .
    you remember the promises we made? i plan to keep mine.
    & you told me you'd keep fighting;
    until the very last breath. but you didn't. you gave up. *so
    i'm gonna leave*; even though you already did, i'm going to
    finally end my c r y i n g . it may not be today... &maybe not
    tomorrow. but one day i'll prove to you that i'm getting stronger,
    from your actions.
    not minee

  15. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  16. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2009 8:21pm UTC
    && the sad thing is that they never made it past the age of 15 due to neglect by there mother who was bedridden by her ex-lover there father. She didn't even notice or pay much attention as the tide came in and swept her 3 into the ocean now all her advice had seemed useless.

  17. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 5:18pm UTC
    You're The One That I Want
    Shu Bop Shu Wadda Wah
    Oh Oh Oh Honeyy

  18. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    When I met you boy my heart went knock knock
    Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop
    And even though its a struggle love is all we got
    And we gon' keep keep climbing to the moutain top
    changed it to my perspective

  19. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 10:06am UTC
    Jonas
    Jonas
    Jonas
    Jonas
    Jonas

  20. krisallenluver55 krisallenluver55
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 9:05pm UTC
    When You Are Young
    Everything seems like the end of the world...

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