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korenrox

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Member Since: 17 Jan 2010 07:18pm

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Im a fool with my pants on the ground..... :)

  1. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    Have you ever went skiing?,,,, best friends say its the most funniest time because it was with you... <3

  2. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 10:57am UTC
    Tik Tok
    Empire State of Mind
    Naturally
    Bad Romance
    Just Dance
    Remember....
    Theres more...
    And yes music is your love.......
    <3 <3 <3 <3

  3. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2010 10:47am UTC
    Live, Laugh, Love......
    Together, Forever, & Always......

  4. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:52pm UTC
    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
    As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
    "What dear?" She asked gently.
    "I think you bring me bad luck."

  5. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    People always tend too think their in love.. you might think it but you just have a crush... your young married is usualy love.. or love is having the ring but didnt have the big party!!

  6. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    When you take a coin from the fountain, the person does fall in love with you!

  7. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:39pm UTC
    One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
    After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
    "Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
    "Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
    "Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
    About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
    "I'm right year Doc," he said.
    "Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
    "Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
    A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
    "Right here docta," he said.
    "Wonderful news! It's-"
    "Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

  8. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:31pm UTC
    Idk... why this is advice.. but he is your fav.. deal with it and love it!!!

  9. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 10:24pm UTC
    I had a cab driver in Paris. The man smelled like a guy eating cheese while getting a permanent inside the septic tank of a slaughterhouse. (Dennis Miller)

  10. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    WAKE UP IN THE MORNING
    FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
    Grab my glasses, I'm out the door
    I'm gonna hit this city, Before
    I leave, Brush my teeth
    With a bottle of
    Jack
    Cause when I
    Leave for the night I
    Ain't comin back, I'm talkin
    Pedicure on our Toes (Toes)
    Trying on all our Clothes(Clothes)
    Boys blowin up our Phones (Phones)
    Drop Topping, Playin our
    Favorite CD'S Pullin
    Up to the parties
    <3 <3 <3

  11. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    Blonde Joke....
    An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
    The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
    The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

  12. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 9:22pm UTC
    With true friends...even water drunk together is sweet enough!!! <3

  13. korenrox korenrox
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    When you have your best friend... youll say together forever or bffl...
    You love till the end you know your friend forever and always.....
    The boy comes in.. and just be happy love him to like he is your bbfl or together forever or even brother and sister....

:)

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