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1. koolkat1247
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2010 12:28pm UTC
   Today
   , I had to inform all of my teachers that I'm getting hip surgery in a couple of days and will miss school. The first 6 all responded by showing their concern and assured me they would pray for me. My physics teacher on the other hand responded,
   "so.. after this surgery you'll be able to move your hips like yeah?"
   then proceeded to dance around like Miley Cyrus.
   New favorite teacher?
   I think so.
   MLIA
   
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2. koolkat1247
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   January 16, 2010 12:23pm UTC
   Yesterday
   At school, I was walking past a flight of stairs when a girl tripped while coming down. she rolled down the remaining five or so steps, jumped up, threw up her hands, shouted "Ta Da!", bowed, and walked away. I have no idea who she is, but she is now my personal hero.
   MLIA.
   
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3. koolkat1247
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   December 23, 2009 2:08pm UTC
   Today
   I wondered who thought it was a good idea to put an "s" in the word lisp.
   " I have a lisssssp. "
   " A what? "
   MLIA <3
   
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   November 20, 2009 2:53pm UTC
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5. koolkat1247
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   November 20, 2009 2:35pm UTC
   Today, I found out
   there is a restaurant in New York called Ninja, where servers dressed as ninjas run around and steal forks and misplace things on your table. Also, there is a separate ninja entrance and the whole restaurant is recreated like you're eating in a ninja temple. Never have I been more jealous of people that live in New York than I am right now.
   MILA
   
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