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kk_lovesgarrett

1. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2009 2:30pm UTC
   Jack and Jill ran up a hill to smoke some marijuana.
   Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "Do you wanna?"
   Jack said yes, Jill dropped her dress, and then they had some fun.
   But stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
   iibringtheirex9
   all crredit too:)
   
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2. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2009 10:38pm UTC
   "my nose natuallyyyy flares"
   "pick on me and ill tell your mom that you drank your ownn pee!!"
   she alreadyy knows about thatt YOUR THHE ONE WHO TOLD HER!"
   HAHAH ohh yayy!(: i lovebestfriendd...<3
   
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3. kk_lovesgarrett
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   July 11, 2009 10:33pm UTC
   & after 5 months
   he said "lets take a brake"
   sad part is we are both going to cry tonight:'(
   
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4. kk_lovesgarrett
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   July 4, 2009 11:33pm UTC
   ithinkyou are reallyreallycute<3
   and i also think i love you !(:
   
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5. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2009 11:30pm UTC
   so tonight
   as me and you watched the fire works i talked your ear off
   and you heard every word i said(:
   Gap<3 3/14
   
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6. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2009 7:28am UTC
   Im gooing to give everyone of you wittyers my best advicee
   {pleaseee pleassee dont play chubby bunny with grapes no lie YOU WILL chokee:x trust me i know}
   and it hurtss soo bad having a Big toe size grape going down your throat withoutt chewwin(:
   
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7. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2009 7:26am UTC
   " i got invincibal spoons on my fingers"
   lmfao(:
   I love my bestfriend<33
   
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8. kk_lovesgarrett
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2009 7:21am UTC
   I told her I can be with her
   But I cant be with her
   As much as she like me to
   She like me too much
   Thats the problem
   "Oh my god" then
   Shorty be whillin
   and when I say I got to leave
   You wouldn't believe
   all of the things
   that she'll do
   and all of the things
   that she'll say to make me stay
   and I be like
   "daaaaaammmmnnnnnn"
   -Wezzzy*F baby <3
   
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9. kk_lovesgarrett
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   July 4, 2009 7:16am UTC
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10. kk_lovesgarrett
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2009 7:14am UTC
    "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
    - Anon
    i wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away
    i wrote you name on a peice of paper but i threw it out
    i wrote your name on my heart and forever it will stay:)<3
    i dont know if i jocked anyones .. i dont care if you take mine ..
    sorry with the colors its 7 in the morning:p
    
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