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December 29, 2011 5:42pm UTC

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 5:27pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk.
Dude when the firemen came to put out the fire you started you started running to everyone's house screaming "The British Are Comming!"

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Everyone;
Has New Year's Resolutions.
I;
Have a list of things to do
Before the world ends<3

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 3:32pm UTC

suicide is stupid.
every second is a second closer to death anyway.

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 2:55pm UTC

Your picture's a car?
COOL!
I've always wanted to meet an autobot.

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 11:49am UTC

I'm selling my hampster,
does this make it a hooker?
<3

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 11:45am UTC

If I'm too young to love..
Areadults tooold?
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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 11:34am UTC

Some people think outside the box
Some people think inside it
I think on top of the box.

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 11:31am UTC

Here:
go play hacky sack
with a brick
AND DON'T FORGET TO USE YOUR HEAD.

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December 29, 2011 11:28am UTC

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December 29, 2011 11:26am UTC

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 29, 2011 11:09am UTC

I don't cut myself,
I write on myself
because eventually the memory
fades away
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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 10:03pm UTC

That moment when:
You're listening to Na Na Na
By My Chemical Romance
And the only part you sing:
Na na na na na na na na na na na na

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 9:55pm UTC

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Roll till I drop,
ride till I die

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC

i love you
feel free to feel the same

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December 28, 2011 9:34pm UTC

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 9:12pm UTC

"Hey look,
Someone commeted on my quote...
Oh wait.
It's me."

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kittysinmytoilet
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Boy,
The only balls
you got are
eyeballs.

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kittysinmytoilet
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December 28, 2011 9:01pm UTC

Spray tan.
I feel like I'm gonna be the only orange one
for the holidays
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