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  1. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Manny: wifey is it your birthday
    Me: No.....
    Manny: then why you carrying around all that cake girl?
    Me: omg manny lol i love you
    Manny: i love you too

  2. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:36am UTC
    CARLOS: YO BRI YOU WANNA WRESTLE NAKED
    ME: UHMM UHH
    CARLOS: BRIBEAR COMEON
    ME: OKAY CARLOS BUT ONLY IN A POOL FILLED WITH JELLO
    CARLOS: YES FINALLY
    ( LIKE HE'S GONA FIND A POOL OF JELLO LOL SUCKER. LOVE YOU CARLOS)

  3. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Can i borrow a quarter? I wanna call my momma and tell her i just met the boy of my dreams! <3 :)

  4. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Mothers and daughters, never truly apart. Always connected by each other's heart.

  5. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:36am UTC
    trust is like a piece of paper once it's crumpled it can never be the same!<3

  6. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:30am UTC
    I love you more than I can ever scream! - Andy Sixx

  7. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:26am UTC
    comment if you like skittles!
    Fave if you like poptarts!

  8. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:21am UTC
    DON'T HATE THE PLAYER BAYBEE! HATE THE GAME!

  9. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 29, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Don't love a woman, because she's beautiful. She is only beautiful because you love her!

  10. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:11am UTC
    If you love somebody, set them free. If they return they were always yours. If they don't they never were.

  11. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 10:42am UTC
    one day i'm gonna be famous and you'll be a bum on the street, just for making fun of me!

  12. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 28, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Ins't it amaznig waht our mnids can do? we all can raed tihs snetnce the rghit way as lnog as the frist and lsat lteters are in the rghit palce><
    FAVE IF YOU READ THAT: isn't it amazing what our minds cand do? we all can read this sentence the right way as long as the first and last letters are in the right place!!!! ( highlight)

  13. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 27, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Close your eyes walk away don't worry girl it will be okay...

  14. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 27, 2012 10:38am UTC
    That awkward moment when there's none for Gretchen Weiners
    FAve if you ever saw the movie Mean Girls

  15. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 23, 2012 10:36am UTC
    I might not have the skinniest waist to hold, or the prettiest face to look at, but i do have the biggest hear to love you with if you let me!

  16. kittencakeiscute kittencakeiscute
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    March 23, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Never expect less from yourself or anyone else

:)

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