kissmymass23

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hey you look lost... follow me? :) i like chinese food, not wearing pants, & mila kunis.

Ope, I forgot to tell you. I'm Massey. Nice to meet you.

kissmymass23
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.
Badooom tsk.

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kissmymass23
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October 31, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Halloween:
the only day of the year a girl can dress as a sl/t without getting being called one.

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kissmymass23
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October 31, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Alright, so I totally wanted to share this story that one of my friends from Facebook, Maria, had posted last night when she was working at Culver's. She might even have Witty, I'm just not entirely sure, I just really wanted to share it. It totally touched my heart..
"Tonight, I culverized an old man. He sat by himself and looked awfully lonely. We made an extra milkshake so I brought it to him. I've never seen a face light up with such happiness. He replied with 'Thank you, you have no idea how much this means to me' Right before he left, he told me that it was a pleasant surprise. He received a not so pleasant surprise a week ago from his wife of 44 years une
xpectedly telling him she wanted a divorce. He said it was the hardest thing that's ever happened to him, but even though it was 'just a shake and I was just a girl, I had brought back his smile.' The man left with a hug and wishes for me to have nothing less than an amazing life. You never know how far a little good can go."

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kissmymass23
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September 21, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Am I the only one who purely loves the smell of gasoline?
like omg <3

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kissmymass23
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September 21, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Last night...
Me: mom will you get me up at like 630-645ish
Mom: ok
This morning...
5:30...
Mom: time to get up
Me: wtf no
Like are you confused.

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kissmymass23
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September 9, 2012 8:48pm UTC

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kissmymass23
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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But we are never ever ever getting back together,
l i k e e v e r
♥
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kissmymass23
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:35pm UTC

he's the type of guy i'd make a sandwich for...

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kissmymass23
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:26pm UTC

"you better redneckanize!"

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kissmymass23
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September 3, 2012 2:23pm UTC

I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high....
......HHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA.
ok..

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kissmymass23
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September 3, 2012 2:15pm UTC

if your name was homework i would be doing you on my desk right now.
if you know what i mean...

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kissmymass23
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September 3, 2012 2:11pm UTC

me: smells like upsexy in here
my friend: what's upsexy?
me: .......
me: not much, you?
me: *sneaky grin*

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kissmymass23
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September 3, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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kissmymass23
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September 3, 2012 1:38pm UTC

if don't shower daily, there's a good chance we can't be friends...