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  1. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    It's funny how
    The person you'd take a bullet for
    is standing behind the trigger.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 10:05pm UTC
    Everyone has that one friend that gets them through everything.
    <3
    nmf(:

  3. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    Oh,my,
    What a lovely shade of
    s l u t
    you've caked on today.

  4. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    The awkward moment when:
    They promised they were different,
    When really they're just like every other
    a s s h o l e
    out there.
    nmf.(:

  5. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Push-up bras are like chips.
    You open the bag,
    &It’s only half full.

  6. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    iloveyou is better said with no s p a c e s ;
    no room for lies.

  7. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    Unlike Barbie,
    me and my girls
    aren’t
    sold
    separately.

  8. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 1:38pm UTC
    Life is like a box of crayons,
    Life is like a beach,
    Life is like a box of chocolates,
    Life is like a roller coaster,
    But life isn't like a garden,
    So stop being a hoe. (;

  9. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Today I was babysitting two 4 year olds,
    And one asks her best friend,
    “What’s your name again?”
    I miss the old days <3

  10. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Who are you to judge the life I l i v e ?
    I know I'm not p e r f e c t ,
    and I don't live to b e ;
    but before you start pointing f i n g e r s ,
    make sure yours are c l e a n .
    -Bob Marley

  11. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    I’m pretty, but I’m not beautiful.
    I sin, but I’m not the devil.
    I’m good, but I’m not an angel.
    -Marilyn Monroe

  12. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Promise me you’ll never forget me,
    Because if I thought you would,
    I’d Never Leave.
    -Winnie The Pooh

  13. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    ♡♥In this world of black and white, ♥♡
    you're my colored picture.

  14. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    Some people say that sunny days are happy days. .
    Those people have never danced in the rain.

  15. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    He gave her 12 roses,
    11 were real,
    and the last one was fake.
    He said "I'll love you until the last one dies."
    <3

  16. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl that can be so hurt,
    but can still look at you and smile.
    The type of girl who is willing to brighten your day,
    even if she can't brighten her own.

  17. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    If Barbie Is So Popular,
    Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

  18. kirky2015 kirky2015
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    I'm
    14,
    but a coloring book
    And a 24 pack of crayons
    can
    amuse
    me
    for
    hours.
    <3

:)

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