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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 1:47pm UTC

it ju st com e s w ay
too natural for you;
the way you lie.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 12:00pm UTC

I'm H2O intolerant.
AHHHCHOOOO!
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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 11:52am UTC

Dear Kayne West,
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins any awards, you know what to do.
Sincerely, the world.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
April 9, 2011 1:46pm UTC

A drop in the ocean;
a change in the weather.
I was praying that you and me, might
end up together♥ ♥♥♥♥

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 12:02pm UTC

Day 1. 15 facts about myself.
1. Grape juice gets rid of my acne.
2. My pet alligator's name is Humphrey.
3. I like to eat in my closet.
4. I like to watch the Biggest Loser while eating ice-cream so they get jealous.
5. It takes me two hours to brush my arm hair.
6. I taught my alligator how to sing "Amazing Grace"
7. I was once on the Oprah show, because my girl Oprah wanted me to tell my best Chuck Norris jokes.
8. Sometimes I like to spend quality time getting to know my shower curtain for the real person he is.
9. In my experience, it is not fun to spend the night with a wild boar.
10. I just typed this with my pinky toe because of a freak accident.
11. My mom bought me on e-bay.
12. I'm a 45 year old man stuck inside the body of a 14 year old girl.
13. I'm a blast in a glass.
14. I have six kids with Vinny off Jersey Shore, wait make that 5, I'm unsure about that one late night with Pauly.
15. When i was born i weighed 35 pounds.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 1:16pm UTC

Today, I was giving my dog a bath in the pool. She got
up, went outside to pee, and then got back into the pool.
My dog is more civilized than most people who swim in
a pool. MLIA

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 6:10pm UTC

&take your records...
take your freedom.
take yourmemories i don't
need em.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 1:20pm UTC

Today,
I told my little sister that, for her birthday, I'd buy her a year's supply of calendars. She was really excited. I'm not gonna tell her that that's just one calendar. MLIA

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 27, 2010 12:05pm UTC

Reading
the label on vitamin waters. :D

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 1:49pm UTC

& I just love it when the teacher says, "okay guys now you try this question on your own."
then the bell rings :D

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 1:41pm UTC

Percentage of things i do in school.
5%: learn
20%: talk to my friends
75%: look at the clock waiting for the bell to ring.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 3, 2010 10:05am UTC

That fake laugh you do when an adult tries to be funny. :p

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 3, 2010 10:02am UTC

so ready for the test?
dude, there's a test today?

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
October 3, 2010 9:56am UTC

Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
September 21, 2010 8:31pm UTC

A guy had a crush on this girl...
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
September 4, 2010 6:17pm UTC

When I was a kid I...
no wait... I still do that.
-facebook.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 3:43pm UTC

Watching a horror
movie,then lying in
bed waiting to be
murdered. ♥

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 3:30pm UTC

*so give it e very thing; or nothing at all, get back on your feet when you stumble and fall.

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kenziexoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2010 3:23pm UTC

there's always that one song,
on your ipod that you have to explain.
-facebook. :D