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  1. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Follow your heart
    LOLJK follow my tumblr

  2. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I dare you not to cry.
    "When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" - but then you'd relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.
    My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
    Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.
    She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" - still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love."
    As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them, especially their touch - because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would have defended them with my life if need be.
    I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being your dog to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
    Now you have a new career opportunity in another city and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family.
    I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog or cat, even one with "papers."
    You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too.
    After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked "How could you?"
    They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited.
    I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table, rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood.
    She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"
    Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself - a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place.
    With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever.
    May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty."
    <3
    Fave If You Would Never Leave Your Puppy.

  3. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures , videos, or send text messages,
    >>but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that my battery is low

  4. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    If life gives you
    melons
    you may be
    dyslexic.

  5. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    into the bathroom, lock the door.
    collapse once more on the cold hard floor. grab a towel to drown out the screams. little do they know the pretty girl isn't what she seems. when you're done breaking down, get rid of the frown. put on a smile you're so used to faking it almost looks real. i know you've got a broken heart. but sweetie don't let a soul see that you're falling apart................................................................................................... ♥

  6. ilovemaggie123 ilovemaggie123
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    He writes his life story in pencil
    so the messes he makes cant be traced
    and anything he regrets can easily be erased
    she writes hers in pen
    so she can look back and say
    i will never make that mistake again.
    not mine

  7. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    WOW.
    Cause we totally haven't seen that quote before.

  8. beastgirl5555 beastgirl5555
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    "Hahaha, you failed!"
    "Yeah, and so did your Dad's condom"
    ~Facebook~

  9. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Oh, your nail broke?
    Well 46 children are diagnosed with cancer every single day.
    I'm sorry about your nail though.

  10. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    You never know,
    who gets butterflies
    when you walk into a
    room♥

  11. xosoccerchicxo xosoccerchicxo
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER TO BE PREGNANT MUST HAVE BEEN SCARED SHITLESS♥♥

  12. emmao99 emmao99
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Hey, if you favorite this I'll follow youu:)
    So click the heart
    [♥]
    :P

  13. NoSecondChancesx3 NoSecondChancesx3
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    who else ,
    just wants one of those really
    close bestfriends that everyone
    in movies & tv shows seem to have?

  14. daniibananii daniibananii
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Categories that should be added;
    "who else remembers.."
    "Him."
    "That awkward moment."
    "Jocked."
    "Ive seen this a million times.."
    "&+"
    "Something thats actually funny."
    "Something thats not that funny but i dont know where else to put this."
    "The sob stories."
    "If i get _ favs, i will.."
    "Something i got off facebook."
    "Highlight if.."
    "Category for the un-categorizable"

  15. xoxo_ellen xoxo_ellen
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Taking one good look
    at a couple and thinking
    well that's not gonna last

  16. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    Hmm this text sounds a little harsh.
    I'll just add a smiley face at the end.

  17. Dandelion_Blower22 Dandelion_Blower22
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 11:51am UTC
    who else
    hates it when you get in a fight;
    and you think of a good comeback after the fight..
    <//3
    not my format

  18. xxlaurenxx3 xxlaurenxx3
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 10:55am UTC
    don't hate the player;
    hate the game.
    {I thought love wasn't a game}♥

  19. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    Dear pretty quotes,
    You're only faved for your looks. No one actually likes you.
    - Meaningful quotes.

  20. veggiegirl000 veggiegirl000
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 12:55pm UTC
    All you sucka Mc's aint got nothin' on me.
    On my grades, on my lines, You cant touch Kevin G
    I'm a mathlete. But nerd is preffered.
    But forget what you heard.
    I'm like James Bond the third.
    Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. I'm Kevin Gnapoor.
    The G's silent when i sneak in your door.
    Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
    I don't play it like Shaggy. You'll know it was me.
    Cuz the next time you see her she's like Ohhhhhh,Kevin G !!!
    Happy Holidays Everybody !
    Mean Girls <3

:)

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