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1. Crazy girl*
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2014 8:27am UTC
   Person 1: I heard she was born naked
   Person 2: What a sl*t!
   
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2. Crazy girl*
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2014 8:30am UTC
   Teacher: See you tomorrow class:)
   Students: See you in hell!
   
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3. Crazy girl*
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   May 31, 2014 8:37am UTC
   Roses are red.
   Violets are blue.
   The bottom of my laptop is still hotter than you.
   
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4. Crazy girl*
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   May 31, 2014 8:38am UTC
   *Woman gives birth* Woman: I think I'll name her Megan. Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken. May I suggest Megan343 or Megan_12
   
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5. cacti *
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   May 30, 2014 4:15am UTC
   I tried so hard, and got so far
   but in the end it doesn't even matter.
   
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6. lauralove
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2014 9:20am UTC
   PRETENDING TO THINK HARD
   WHEN YOUR TEACHER
   IS LOOKING AT YOU.
   
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7. RIP
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2014 9:41am UTC
   I hate 10 things in life ❀
   -School
   -École
   -Escuela
   -Scuola
   -학교
   -ШКОЛА
   -ΣΧΟΛΕΙΟ
   - 学校
   - Scoil
   -Schule
   ▔
   
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8. RIP
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2014 9:46am UTC
   Talk about our future
   Like we had a clue
   Never planned one day
   I'd be losing you
   
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9. claudiaingalls
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   May 30, 2014 10:27am UTC
   i'm nowhere near perfect
   i eat when i'm bored
   i fall for boys easily
   i'm vunerable to believing lies
   i'm hoping that one day i wont need a fake smile
   i live by quotes that explain exactly what i'm going through
   i make excueses for everything
   i have best friends and enemies
   i have drama and memories
   ( that's my life )
   live it, love it... learn from it
   
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10. Delicate*
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    May 30, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    You cannot let fear
    rule you. Fear creates fear.
    
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11. the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 10:48pm UTC
    i wanna make you the kind of happy
    that when you lay in bed at night
    you're just like wow who even knew
    this was possible
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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14. kejdakey
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Time is gold, keep watching your time.
    
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15. seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 12:40pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Accept what is,
    let go of what was,
    and have faith in what will be.
    
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16. blondebabe*
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    May 24, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    You're So Fake You Make Barbie Look Real
    
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17. Dancing_Angel
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 7:46am UTC
    You're my devil, You're my angel
    You're my heavan, You're my hell
    You're my now, You're my forever
    You're my freedom, You're my jail
    <3 <3
    
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