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Member Since: 24 Aug 2011 03:52pm

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  1. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    The
    Worst Kind
    Of Crying Is the Kind
    That Comes When You
    Realize That There Will
    Never Be Anyone Around
    To Hear It Ever Agian.

  2. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Baby, You should have the Hot tamaly, cuz you have a hot dabody ;D

  3. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    "Hey, Remember when you dated _________? WHAT were you thinking, haha!" "... We just got back together." "O.o ...oh"

  5. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Remember When We Were Little
    we would say
    "Do you like him, or do you
    'LIKE-LIKE' him?"
    -"When we were little?"... I still get asked that.

  6. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    IT'S NOT THAT I HATE YOU.
    IT'S JUST THAT IF SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO TALK YOU OUT OF JUMPING OFF A CLIFF,
    I'D PROBABLY PUSH THAT PERSON OFF, AND TELL YOU THAT I CLEARED THE PATH FOR YOUR FALL :)

  7. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Boyfriend: I'm in love with you.Girlfriend: HAHAHA PLEASE, STOP!, OH MY GOD, IM DYING! YOU ARE WAY TOO FUNNY BABE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . .Boyfriend: O.oGirlfriend: . . . . oh. . . wait . . . . you weren't serious, right?

  8. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Am I the only one who feels like signing up for the Army is like signing up for your death?

  9. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    The MatchesChapter oneThe ally was dark and misty, and in the background you could hear water dripping from an open pipe and the wind winding through the broken down buildings. Beside me a 30 year old with maroon dyed hair up in spikes and razor green eyes stood with assurance and fierceness. Half of his face has a long scar running down across it from the war, where he scratches when he gets ready for a fight, as he does that now. Before us I hear the scrunch of gravel as three guys all with a symbol of a lion printed on the front of their hoodies. They stand with pride and dignity, but under their tightly controlled façade, I can see they’re nervousness, their itch to know what they did wrong. Of course, guys are really good at covering their problems by taking it out on the opposite gender.
    “Ay, why’z there a little chicklet here to coolect somethin’ that’s a real menz job?” the guy in the middle with no hair asks. His friends snicker in agreement, but I don’t find it funny. I twist my head a little, a small smile playing at the edges of my lips.
    “I wouldn’t call her that if I were you.” Jaxx, the 30 year old, warns. “Do you really think that Boux would send an innocent girl to beat up the leader of the Lions?” now I let the psychotic smile come across my face, and let the pipe that was hidden in my sleeve drop down until the other end is in my hand, displayed before them. Their playful expression falters a little, indicating that they’re scared, and a rush of anticipation runs through me.
    “I’m not like your pathetic sissy girls that run around doing the Lions chores.” I say lowly “I know how to express myself in artistic ways, which includes sending warnings. You’re late in paying us back the money you barrowed. Now this is only a warning and your goanna take it graciously, and remember that this pain is little of what I can inflict.” The guy to his left laughs, and my eyes snap over to him. “But if you don’t take it graciously, and try to fight back, then I will forget the warning, and go right for the kill. So my suggestion, take the warning.” The bald guy’s eyes quickly move to the left, and that’s when I know the man standing as the leader, is not the leader. The guy to the left, is definitely the leader and I laugh menacingly. Without warning, I throw my crowbar at the guy to the left, and the curve hits him in the mouth, knocking him backward. He sprawls on the floor, blood rushes from his mouth as he sits up to spit it out. He glares over menacing at me, wondering why on earth I did that to him, and how I knew.
    “This message was meant for the leader of the Lions, and not some poser who you think could replace to get the message. Thank you for taking the message graciously, and have a nice day on the behalf of the Matches.” With that, I turn my back on the Lion’s, and walk away, hearing Jaxx fallowing my lead, and chuckling in the back of his throat. Once we turn the corner, and are out of ear shot, I scoff.
    “Glad to know you find peoples stupidity so funny.” I say as he pulls out a cigarette pack and hands a smoke to me. I take it graciously, and hold it out as he light the other end.
    “Well, little Chicklet, what do you find it?” I glare at him for using the name those idiots called me. I take a long drag, and let the smoke exit from my nose.
    “I find it completely irritating that those people think they can fool us. We should be doing more than throwing pathetic object at them! We should be teaching them a lesson on what happens when they deceive us.” He laughs.
    “Kris, we are already the most respected and feared gang in New York, and part of that is because of me.” He stops, grabs me, and turns me around. “Yet, I am starting to be terrified of you.” He grabs my chin, forcing me to look at him, “You are a natural killing machine, but also a natural spirit shower. Don’t forget that. Your spirit is one of the things that haven’t changed in the gang’s life, and it’s something we hold on to.” I laugh and he lets go of me, confused.
    “Every time we do a warning, you give me the exact same speech. Every time. Then every time I give you the same answer. But right now, I’m going to give you a new answer. Shut the Hell up. The next time you tell me that speech, I’ll be throwing objects at you.” He sighs, and we keep on walking. After a while, he chuckles again.
    “That was a good throw, by the way.”
    “I know, right?” I say excitedly. “Right in the mouth! Wham!” I do a pretend throw with my arm. He laughs.
    “We should have videotaped it. The look on his face was priceless as it connected with his mouth. How’d you know who the leader was, though? I mean, I could tell that the guy wasn’t the leader because he was too nervous, but I couldn’t tell which of the others it was.”
    “The bald dude nervously glanced over to his left.” I say.
    “Ah.” We come to a warehouse, and enter through a back door, with an almost dead light highlighting it. The light flickers as we enter into the pit. Guys and girls everywhere walk through, ignoring one another. From 10am to 7pm, we only know each other as only business partners. After 7pm, we’re just a bunch of people who love to party, hang out, get drunk, and throw our cares away.
    I and Jaxx make our way to the other side of the building, where we get into the old elevator, and press the top floor. The elevator creeks as the system start up. I lean back against the side, and sigh.

  10. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    *In gym class*
    Me: What if I pulled your pants down right here, right now?
    Guy friend: Go ahead, my underwear says "Tickle my Pickle".

  11. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Me: What are you doing Tonight?
    Guy Friend: Your mom.
    Me: HAHA jokes on you, my mom has aids.

  12. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    I was there when you called her name but she could not here
    I was there when you ran your hand over a single tear
    I was there when you begged the lord to bring her back
    I was there when you told your mom that you'd never love ever again and that that's a fact
    I was there when you said you'd give anything just to see her smile one more time
    I was there when you didn't leave church even after the great bells chimed
    I was there as they buried her into the ground
    I was there when you were on your knees crying without a sound
    I was there as you told your dad you'd already it rock bottom
    I was there when you watch the leaves fall in autumn
    I was there when you scored the winning touch down
    I was there when you ran out to depressed to even wear a frown
    I was there as you sank to your knees staring into space
    I was there when you wore that blank look on your face
    I was there when you'd never laugh like you didn't know how
    I was there when you stopped and stared at the homecoming queens crown
    I was there as the talent scouts talked to you
    I was there as they'd offered you the scholarship they gave so few
    I was there as you got your diploma without a smile in sight
    I was there when you defended her honor in a fight
    I was there on your first day of college when you got lost
    I was there as you put her picture in a box
    I was there when you set the box under your pillow
    I was there when you looked out your window and down below
    I was there when you joined a fraternity
    I was there when they said you'd be quarter back
    I was there as they clapped but you only saw black
    I was there when you scored seven touchdowns your very first game
    I was there when you went to a party but left early
    I was there when you went to church and tried the talk to her
    I was there as you went on a date it was like you weren't even there
    I was there as talent scouts for professional football offered you a job but it was like you didn't care
    I was there when you graduated college as high honor student
    I was there as you packed your things ever so prudent
    I was there when you trained with the big team
    I was there when you took them to the super bowl
    I was there as you mad a speech about your heart and its hole
    I was there as you drowned your self in drinks
    I was there when you drank until you couldn't think
    I was there when you got in the car
    I was there when you didn't get far
    I was there as your blood was spilled
    I was there when you heard the sirens wailed
    I was there as your soul left your body
    I was there when you took me into your arms
    and I was there when you looked at me and said "I missed that smile"

  13. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    I hate how people always talk sh*t about you
    When they have no idea of the sh*t you've been through

  14. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    Friend: Did you just fall?
    me: No, I attacked the floor
    Friend: Backwards?
    me: I'm freaking talented

  15. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    A man who cheats on a women who knows how to use power tools, is a man begging to suffer. ;)

  16. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    What do I do when I see someone extremely GORGEOUS?
    I STARE, I smile, & when I get tired...
    I put the mirror down. <3

  17. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Faces like yours belong in the zoo
    But don't worry, I'll be there too
    Not in a cage
    But laughing at you!

  18. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Everything Good
    in life is either
    illegal
    Fattening
    or Bad.

  19. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    Welcome
    to
    FAIL
    Population: You

  20. keg16823 keg16823
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...
    NO.

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