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  1. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Drake: "So why do they call it "New Jersey" if there was never a "Jersey"
    Josh: "I don't know, I wasn't at the meeting!"

  2. Ellie* Ellie*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Bucket List #3:
    Go to Austrailia, locate 42 Wallaby Way Sydney.

  3. 2WriteLOVEonMyArms 2WriteLOVEonMyArms
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    it's homecoming week. Here's to the
    friendzone.

  4. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    In a middle school full of:
    -bullies
    -insane teachers
    -& gross school lunches
    Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
    Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
    Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
    *results may vary

  5. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    do.you.ever.wish
    y o u c o u l d j u s t t r a n s p o r t a n o b j e c t d o w n t h e
    s t a i r s w i t h y o u r m i n d b e c a u s e y o u ' r e t o o
    l a z y t o g e t u p a n d g e t i t ?

  6. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    i have survived
    12 days of school.
    6.5% of school completed.
    this is gonna be a long year.

  7. isitsummeryet isitsummeryet
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I honestly can not believe
    summer is already over

  8. abercrombielover1892 abercrombielover1892
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Why do i have 2 hours of homework
    over the weekend if i went to school
    for only 2 days?

  9. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    me: I'm not going to cry
    me: I'm not going to cry
    me: I'm not going to cry
    me: I'm not going...
    me: ...
    me: ...
    me: DANG IT!

  10. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Mom: *Shows me food that i wanted from the store*
    Me: I LOVE YOU!! CAN I EAT ON NOW??
    Mom:No we are having dinner in 5 min
    *45 minutes later*
    Me: I should have just took one...


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. lemon* lemon*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    You're perfectly imperfect in every single way♥

  13. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
    Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
    Me: And what do you like?
    Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
    nmq

  14. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I never knew how much
    I loved you until you fell in love with her♥

  15. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Turns out,
    I'm becoming
    everything
    I told myself
    I wouldn't be

  16. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    blacklace
    WILL YOU EVEN remember
    me when you come home ?
    format by: blacklace
    blacklace

  17. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    • . • •. . . ☽
    • .• . •.
    Stars fade away
    they just crash into space
    • . •• . •
    • . •

  18. Jessy17 Jessy17
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 12:22am UTC
    we can still be friends...
    oh really, cause I'm pretty sure we'll never talk like we used to as friends, you're going to ignore most of my texts, you won't say hi to me when we pass each other in the hallway, and you wont even want to hang out in a group. sorry, but I wouldn't say that's how friends act.

  19. kbyeee kbyeee
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:35am UTC
    i eat babies.

  20. lemon* lemon*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    They say that love is forever.
    Your forever is all that I need.
    Please stay forever with me.

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