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  1. kayaywhyelay kayaywhyelay
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2009 5:00pm UTC
    roses are red.
    some condoms are blue.
    STD's are contagious,
    so watch who you screw.
    XD
    LOL.. heard it somewhere.

  2. kayaywhyelay kayaywhyelay
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 7:05pm UTC
    [ i dont make mistakes. ]
    I DATE THEM.

  3. kayaywhyelay kayaywhyelay
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 1:00pm UTC
    SMILES &+ MAKEUP
    x..[ hide ] : : so : : much - - - > these days..x

  4. kayaywhyelay kayaywhyelay
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO...
    [X] begs their friends for gum then realizes they had some in their pocket the whole time.
    [X] buys an energy drink for five bucks and then spills it right when they get in their car.
    [X] refuses to eat dinner because they're "not hungry", then ten minutes later wants dessert.
    [X] texts during akward moments of silence.
    [X] sticks chocolate in the freezer to make it taste better.
    [X] says "sorry i have to go" when they have nothing to talk about while on the phone with a friend.
    [X] says the word like every other word.
    [X] wakes up extra early one morning to straighten their hair then realizes they still have to shower.
    lol. mine. rate please(:

  5. kayaywhyelay kayaywhyelay
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    yeah. i DID give you one too many chances. i though maybe...just MAYBE you would at least TRY to care about me this time. but they're all the same. so what number girl am i, BUDDY? six..? seven..? or maybe you lost count. but it doesnt matter anymore anyways. stop calling my cell. stop txting me saying you loved me. OBVIOUSLY if you loved me we wouldnt be in this LOVELY situation right now. and oh yeah. stop leaving voicemails telling me i "looked very nice" today. OH. almost forgot!! my yearbook...O YEAH...you RUINED it by writing down the fact that you STILL love me. and "txt me tonight". pshh i dont think so. im not txting you tonight...or any OTHER night for that matter. girls are not just some stupid little toys for you to mess around with. and to think i ACTUALLY liked you. well sweetie, thanks again for wasting a whole month of my life that im NEVER GOING TO GET BACK(:

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