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BravoSierra
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August 6, 2012 9:34am UTC

My friend Andrew smokes.Three weeks ago we were at the gas station so he could buy cigarettes. When he has handed the cashier his ID, we heard a little voice say, "Mommy says smoking is bad for you." We spun around to find ourselves faced with a five year old little boy. Andrew looked at him and said, "You're absolutley right," then turned to the cashier and said, "I won't be needing those anymore." The cashier handed him his ID back and he hasn't smoked since.

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whateveryousay1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
-tumblr

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Smiling at old people to show them
you're not a teenage thug.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC

"Even though i'd wanted to be in a band
and be onstage when i was growing up
i never imagined it would happen."
- Harry Styles ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

When I first met you,
I had no idea how much you would mean to me.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 9:21pm UTC

When the weirdest kid in your grade is
in a relationship and you're still forever alone.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Congratulations,
you have successfully hurt my feelings again.
You must be so proud of yourself.

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Stiff_Smile
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Here's to the Wittians:
Who don't fave their own quotes.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:01pm UTC

He has no idea how
just a simple, "hi" from him can make my entire day.

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:31pm UTC

A girl at my school said she was a Directioner.......
BUT SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANY OF THEIR NAMES
and the only song she knows is What Makes You Beautiful
oh hell no

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC

The FUN Song;
'F' is for Fuccking all of the guys,
'U' is for Ur a whoooore,
'N' is for Never having any self respect...
Please close your legs, they're not a dooooor!
One of my friends wrote this.. lol

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole sprouse are 20 years old
Miley Cyrus is engaged
Hillary Duff is a mom
That's So Raven has been off air for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire ended 9 years ago
Feel Old?

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Buki
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:31pm UTC

flip flops
tank tops
hot guys
blue skies
warm air
long hair
late nights
water fights
sandy beaches
sweet peaches
tan skin
getting thin
best friends
new trends
boat rides
high tides
lemonade
band-aids
sea shells
sweet smells
Summer

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC

So many girls want a guy to save them.
But one did, 2012 years ago †
Thank you Jesus, for saving me.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:43am UTC

Just because somebody flirts with you,
doesn’t mean they like you.
Just because somebody likes you.
doesn’t mean they want to go out with you.
Just because somebody goes out with you,
doesn’t mean they love you.
Just because somebody loves you,
doesn’t mean they won’t hurt you.
Because people lie & things change.
Boyfriends cheat, best friends leave,
& there will always be those people that would kill to see you fall.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 12:53pm UTC

On Liam
and danielle's first date he didn't want to kiss her
when she asked why he said he didn't
want to take advantage
(OneDirection)

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keegster
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:01pm UTC

June 20th already? Whoa there, slow down summer.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

Me? Behave? Seriously!!
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked,
Cinderella arrived home after midnight,
Pinocchio told lies,
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour,
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos,
The fault is not mine!
nmq. ♥

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 3:41pm UTC

I've always wanted to say:
"Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
*Draws Mickey outline*

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