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karli

1. karli
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   February 22, 2010 7:32pm UTC
   42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
   
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2. karli
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   February 22, 2010 7:30pm UTC
   life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
   
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3. karli
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   February 2, 2010 6:36pm UTC
   success is measured by effort
   
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4. karli
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   January 31, 2010 3:36pm UTC
   a lie has speed but the truth has endurance
   
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5. karli
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   January 22, 2010 4:58pm UTC
   if you die in an elavator be sure to push the up button.
   
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6. karli
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   January 22, 2010 4:55pm UTC
   energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
   
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7. karli
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   January 22, 2010 4:48pm UTC
   what do you call a dog with no legs?
   dont matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.
   
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8. karli
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   January 22, 2010 4:46pm UTC
   the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
   
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9. karli
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   January 22, 2010 4:42pm UTC
   girls are like phones, they love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
   
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10. karli
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    January 22, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    what are three words guaranteed to humiliate a man anywhere?
    "hold my purse"
    
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11. karli
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    January 22, 2010 4:36pm UTC
    never take life seriously. nobody gets out alive anyway.
    
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12. karli
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    January 18, 2010 6:49pm UTC
    love is like a booger, you pick at it until you get but when you do get it you dont know what to do with it.
    
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13. karli
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    January 18, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    we all have a photographic memory, its just some of us dont have film.
    
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14. karli
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    January 14, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    Smartness runs in my family. When i was in school i was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years!
    
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15. karli
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    January 10, 2010 11:33am UTC
    an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!
    
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16. karli
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    January 10, 2010 11:32am UTC
    i would kill the hottest person alive....but suicide is a crime!
    
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17. karli
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    January 10, 2010 11:29am UTC
    coffee,chocolate,men...the richer the better!
    
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18. karli
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    January 3, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    the quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
    
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19. karli
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    January 3, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    there are three sides to an argument, your side, my side and the right side.
    
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20. karli
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    January 3, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    a woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head with, and a spade to bury him with.
    
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