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karla_mcc

1. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2014 5:46pm UTC
   Are you a cigarette?.....
   Cause you got a hot butt ;)
   
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2. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   April 1, 2014 2:08am UTC
   The Unheard of Edition to Perfect Two:
   "You can be my Phineas to my Ferb
   You can be the Spongebob to my Patrick
   You can be the Brian and I'll be the Stewie
   You can be the Finn to my Jake....."
   This version I must state is better. Don't ya think?
   
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3. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2014 7:20pm UTC
   I speak in the language where I add "and sh*t" at the end of every sentence ;P
   
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4. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2014 4:42pm UTC
   I feel bad for the unattractive people. Whenever I see them, I just want to tell them,
   "When I see your face, there's a lot of things that I could change. Cause you're not amazing, just the way you are.."
   I don't know if this is just me who thinks this or what but.. It's true XD
   
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5. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2014 12:40am UTC
   Instead of having The Voice or American Idol.. Let's have..
   Internatiol Superstar: Lip Syncing In The Mirror!
   If I entered that..
   I'd win it all ;)
   
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6. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2014 1:51am UTC
   Every time I look at you, I think..
   DAYUM! You lookin' good ;)
   Yes you guys.....
   I'm talking about food ;)
   
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7. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2014 9:41pm UTC
   *Popular person at my school picked up a piece of trash*
   Paprazzi: OH MY GOD WE NOW HAVE ONE LESS PIECE OF TRASH TO HELP SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!!
   *I stopped world hunger, I sent all the troops home due to world peace, economy got better, etc."
   Paparazzi: "Hey heard that kid who saved the environment?"
   -_________-
   Story of my life..
   
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8. karla_mcc
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   March 27, 2014 1:28pm UTC
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9. karla_mcc
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2014 11:51pm UTC
   Cheers to the freaking weekend. I drink to that..
   Hardcore
   Apple Juice ❤
   
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10. karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 11:44pm UTC
    Why is there a "16 and Pregnant?"
    Instead, why can't there be a "16 and Virgin?" I'd volunteer as tribute if MTV ever made that show cause..
    I'd make it pretty damn interesting😏👌
    
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11. karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    If there might be a little dust on the bottle.. How can I not be fooled by what's inside? That sh*t might be old, and nasty as hell..
    
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12. karla_mcc
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    March 26, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    "So.
    At.
    My.
    School.
    We had an anti-bully rally today.
    The motivational speaker at the end had a surprise...
    He told us about a girl that used to go to our school,
    but she left a few months ago because the bullying was so bad.
    He said she was coming back today for the rally and everyone should reach
    out to her and make her feel welcome.
    She came out.
    EVERYONE, even the so called 'popular' kids, stood up and cheered for her
    at the top of their lungs and clapped for her.
    Stuff like this gives me hope.
    When the rally ended, I went up to the motivational speaker and the girl,
    I gave the girl a hug (even though I didn't know her) and told her I was proud of her,
    and I thanked the motivational speaker with a handshake.
    After, I cried my eyes out.
    I will NEVER forget how this experience made me feel."
    Stated by my best friend, Chelsea :) <3
    
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13. karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 1:06am UTC
    My Papa: You know that quote that says "if you love someone let them go, if they come back they really love you?"
    Me: "Yeah. What about it?"
    My Papa: Well.. My quote is "if you love someone and you let them go, if they don't come back, go out and kill them." That's just me.
    
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14. karla_mcc
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 1:48pm UTC
    Wherever, Whenever, We'll always be together.....
    Says the psychotic girlfriend XD
    
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