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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Today I got chinese food and got a fortune cookie.
---what did it say?
"Ignore the last cookie. It's a filthy liar."
[x] the one I ate before had said, [x]
"You have a secret admirer."
MLIA.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:33pm UTC

If it weren't for boys...
I'd quit
school.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:29pm UTC

My Friend
David had his ID stolen yesterday.
We Just Call Him Dav Now.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:24pm UTC

+& no matter what people say,
I ' M S T I L L G O N N A L O V E Y O U A N Y W A Y ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC

Fave if you;;
still sleep with a stuffed animal. ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:14pm UTC

You're playing with my heart,
eeve toN it's getting really lame,
decide what you want,
the girl or the game...
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Sitting With My Crush
*awkward silence*
Friend: You guys would make sexii babies...

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:01pm UTC

Am i the only one who
wants to secretly listen to boys' conversations?

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:57pm UTC

569licks
>to the center of a
Tootsie pop♥
Coincidence?
I think not.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:52pm UTC

he thinks i'm beautiful;
b u t i t h i n k h e ' s g o i n g b l i n d . ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
When your trying to put on jeans that have holes in them and your food goes through the one of the holes...

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:39pm UTC

it was like a slap in the
face how fast i got replaced...............♥
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1.03.01

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Dear thighs,
Please share the wealth a little
sincerely,
Boobs
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:46pm UTC

Dear therapist,
I might actually come see you if your job title didn't spell out "the rapist"
Sincerely, not lying down
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:41pm UTC

Just when you least expect it,
you start to picture yourself with him
& you think about the way he makes
you happy & you realize, you care about
him a lot more than you think.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 12:28pm UTC

&I can't stand
Watching them flirt,
knowing he knows i like him,
and the fact that she's my best friend.
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 10:22am UTC

HATERS
Having Anger Toward Everyone Reaching Success ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 10:15am UTC

Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl:I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have history homework
Girl: Sooo...
Boy: Oh sorry ....I thought we were talking about things we could forget about.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 3:22pm UTC

DearVoldemort ,
a few l i es s h o u l d t a k e c a r e of t hat
Sincerely, Pinocchio

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 10:18am UTC

S[he s] [not] br[ok]en
Now that's something you don't see everyday

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