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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 4:33am UTC

Go get a shovel and
DIG SOME DIGNITY, B I T C H.
not my format, credit to Katastrophe09

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 4:29pm UTC

Friend:'look! ___ is coming !'
You: WALK .. WALK .. WAALKKKK!

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:09am UTC

&, you are not the kind of boy, who should be marrying the wrong girl.
♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:04am UTC

You are the best thing thast ever been
Mine .

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 6:01am UTC

Is it the look in your
eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice ?
[ hey baby, I think i wanna marry you .]
not my format :)

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 5:47am UTC

I think I wanna marry you; BM. ♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 28, 2011 5:17am UTC

Don't like me?
Go wait in line with the other b*tches waiting for me to give a f*ck.
not my format, credit to Katastrophe09

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:38am UTC

She's better known for
the things that she does on the matress, woah
Format to my best buddie; ShortStackLover

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:31am UTC

The best thing about me is you. ♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:20am UTC

I whip my hair back &forth.
I whip my hair back & forth.
I whip my hair back & forth.
I whip my hair back & forth.
♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:15am UTC

That awkward moment
When Willow Smith's neck breaks ^.^
♥
not my format, credit to Katastrophe09

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2011 6:07am UTC

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She can have you;
My mom always taught me to give
my used toys to the less fortunate :)
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format by lightbulbsrock, not mine

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 1:30pm UTC

Yeah my life's a b i t c h ;
but you know nothing 'bout her.

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Don't you hate it when;
you stay up all night
crying,& crying..
& the one person who made you cry, is the only one
who can make you smile..?♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:41am UTC

Never chase, always replace (;
♥

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:34am UTC

With every kiss & every hug,
You make me fall inlove .

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:24am UTC

and next time there is
an awkward silcence
at the dinner table, look
at your parents and say
[ by the way, I'm pregnant.]

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:06am UTC

Replys as;
K
K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for "Kidding".
So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium?
Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as
in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed
you to hungry sharks ? Sharks has K in it.

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 6:36am UTC

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar, & Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us; We were taught to rebel since a young age.

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January 26, 2011 6:12am UTC

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