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  1. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    TEXTS #48
    Daughter: I accidentally turned the dryer on with the dog in it.
    Mom: OMG is he ok??
    Daughter: Yeah, he's fine.
    Mom: Is he fluffy?

  2. Lovenouritto Lovenouritto
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 11:47am UTC
    If you fave this quote , I will post something on your profile which will make you smile :3♥
    And if I get 100 faves , I will do 10 quotes saying to follow all of you who favorited ! ♥
    It's just one click , you can do it and get much in return ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  5. mannddyyxoxo mannddyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:34am UTC
    Of all the quotes I favorite, I still have not seen 5 paragraphs written on my comments to make me smile.
    Favorite this quote and I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, who ever favorites this or comments I will post something on you wall that will make you smile(:

  6. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #279
    An interviewer once asked Justin, "What was the most
    rebellious thing you did as a child?" He replied,
    "I said 'no' when Dora asked for help."

  7. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    i've been in 2 milleniums,
    2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the first black president of
    USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Laden kiilled, a royal
    wedding between a prince and a commoner and the end
    of the world.
    i'm not even 20 yet.

  8. yours_trulyxo18 yours_trulyxo18
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:42am UTC
    you see,
    I was actually planning on favoriting your quote
    but since you asked me to, nah.

  9. Laacey Laacey
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:27am UTC
    You see that girl staring into space?
    If you were to ask what's wrong,
    she would say nothing,
    when in reality it's everything.
    She's sitting there wondering what she did wrong,
    what she could've done differently,
    how she would've changed it if she had the chance.
    And if she had the chance to go back and do it over again,
    would it end with the same result?
    That's why she stares.

  10. famous_lastwords famous_lastwords
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:11am UTC
    You know what hurts the most?
    being hurt by the one person that you never in a million years expected would hurt you.

  11. whydoihatemyself whydoihatemyself
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:59am UTC
    that beautiful moment
    when a baby just starts laughing at nothing.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    "i love you."
    today, i realized,
    that if you run full speed, the automatic doors won't open in time.
    not my format
    i
    Really delete this quote?
    <br /> <br /> <div class="row overlined" style="border-top: 5px solid rgb(230, 227, 220); padding: 10px 0pt 30px;"> <div class="column grid_11" style=""> <div style="background-color: rgb(51, 49, 49);"> <div style="line-height: normal;"> <p style="text-align: center;"><br /> <span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">i'm<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"> tired <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">of <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">saying</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: tahoma;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#ffffff" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">"i love you."</span></span></font></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">when<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"> all <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">you </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">say </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;">back </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">is</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: tahoma;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#ffffff" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">"i know."</span></span></font></span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);">not my format.</span><br /> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div>

  13. triishaax0x triishaax0x
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:51am UTC
    Haters call me gay. It's funny because
    their girlfriends want
    ME MORE THAN THEM
    - Justin Bieber

  14. famous_lastwords famous_lastwords
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:35am UTC
    Sometimes I just wish someone
    would walk up to me and shake me and say, "No, you're not okay. I know you're not
    'just tired'. Please tell me what's wrong, because I care about you. I'm worried.
    I really want to help you, just please tell me how and I'll do it.
    I'm Here For You."

  15. Laacey Laacey
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    When guy friends
    are protective over you.
    nmf.

  16. alejandrasweetheart alejandrasweetheart
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Dory: How about we play a game?
    Marlin: All right.
    Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
    Marlin: It's me.
    Dory: Right!
    Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
    Marlin: Me again.
    Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
    Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
    Marlin : Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
    Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

  17. dream_bigx3 dream_bigx3
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    I can't wait for you anymore,
    I need to get up off my feet,
    And learn to move on without you,
    Because I don't have forever.

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Cry Me A River
    & d r o w n i n i t , b i t c h

  19. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Am i the only one;
    who wishes there was a secret room in
    the house that no one knows of, where i
    can go to when im sad and depressed?

  20. xoxoballiinn16 xoxoballiinn16
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    Just so you know.
    i f you text me "K"
    don't expect to get a response back

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