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1. xoshayybabexo
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 5:19pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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2. yellowbird
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2011 11:07pm UTC
   Roses are red, violets are blue;
   I want to get you pregnant
   
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3. oXmusicishappinessXo
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 3:55pm UTC
   that annoying person ;
   who always corrects you.
   it's like, alright, i know you're the smartest kid in the county,
   but shut the hell up.
   
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4. Shining_Star56
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   Witty should have a
   Facebook status category
   ♥
   
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5. saraalovesyou
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 11:35am UTC
   Mephobia
   fear of becmoing so
   awesome that the human
   race
   can't handle it and everybody dies.
   
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6. izzybeLLa_127
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 10:02am UTC
   I heard you're good at algebra
   ...can you replace my x without asking y ?
   
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7. oursong
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 1:08pm UTC
   music is the best medicine.
   Broken Heart?Bring on the Taylor Swift.
   Depressed? Hello, Evanescence.
   Falling In-love? Pop in those Justin Bieber CD's.
   Feeling like nobody gets you? Maroon 5 it is!
   Trying to find yourself? Nothing Lady GaGa can't help with.
   Survived hell&back? Demi Lovato can relate.
   Hate everything about yourself? Christina Aguilera can help.
   Bored out of your mind? Cobra Starship, Baby!
   Because when you think no one is there for you,
   at least music is.
   
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8. bmmsbaby15
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 2:47pm UTC
   September 15th
   write "witty" on your hand
   so we can identify witty girls as we walk ♥
   pass this on; feel free to jock
   ♥
   
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9. justlove
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 2:48pm UTC
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   If drama were a city,hun,
   you'd be the mayor.
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10. aammyy521
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    I played with the fridge door so I could see the
    Light
    go on and off
    ♥
    
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11. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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12. katmr97
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Google
    define a liar
    Did you mean: all the guys who say your not beautiful?
    
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13. ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    .___________.
    It's a whale
    .....How do you have friends
    ._______.
    Baby whale
    
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14. justlove
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:35am UTC
    Everyone was so excited
    to get back to school at
    the end of summer ;
    Yeah, I was never one of them.
    
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15. emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:34am UTC
    Sticks and Stones
    are hard on bones, aimed with angry art.
    Words can sting like anything,
    but silence breaks the heart♥
    
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16. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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17. sannaskeppner
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 9:30am UTC
    Free food? ok i'll go
    
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18. rasjeyblondegirl
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    you wanna do somethin dirty ;)
    no, I just showered.
    
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19. sunshinecaroline
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    you remind me of my next boyfriend(;
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. LivvyLynne
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 3:27pm UTC
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    that one;
    boy that you barely know
    but you already have a
    little crush on him♥
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