10 Ways To Scare Kids On Your Bus
1. Stare at youngest kids, then whisper into their ear, "Run while you can!!"
2. Ask to sit somewhere, then sit in the middle of the aisle.
3. Ask the bus driver if you can sit with them.
4. Take out a crystal ball and start murmuring weird words.
5. Murmur to yourself loudly, and then shout "MAKE THE VOICES STOP!"
6. Constantly stare at one person and write down everything they do.
7. Move your tongue around your face awkwardly.
8. Twitch every 5 minutes, hit somebody, and say "Sorry, turets"
9. Ask other people to get a booger out of your nose.
10. Bring seeds on the bus and throw them out the window yelling, "Grow, my seedlings!"