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  1. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    r4ndom-url♥
    what's the worst thing that could happen from cutting yourself?

    ■ Anonymous
    one day, your child is going to see your scars, and think it's okay for them to do that, too.
    Ask r4ndom-url a question

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Annoying girl: *Saying stupid stuff*
    Me: What? I can't hear you over the sound of the guns
    Annoying girl: What guns?
    Me: The ones I'm mentally killing you with.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    when a girl changes in front of you:
    1) she is really interested in you
    2) you're level 99 friendzoned.
    3) she's pretty sure you're gay.

  4. lettherainhideyourtears lettherainhideyourtears
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    The difference between me and most girls:
    Most girls: *eats half an apple* I'm full!
    Me: *eats two pizzas, five apples, a watermelon, three boxes of cookies, a jar of peanut butter, 5 jars of nutella, a loaf of bread, a horse, a turkey, ten apple pies, a container of ice cream and a glass of milk*
    Barack Obama:
    Stephen Harper:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Daniel Radcliffe:
    Emma Watson:
    Osama Bin Laden:
    Teletubies:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Best friend:
    School:
    Teachers:
    Duck:
    Horse:
    Bird:
    Dog:
    God:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I'm still hungry.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. notgivinafuuuck notgivinafuuuck
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    I haven't cut
    In one month,
    today.
    I feel strong. :3

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    “How can you be in love already?”
    The number of days, weeks, months, or even years
    shouldn’t determine if two people love each other.
    “You two have only been together for a week, it’s not love.”
    How do you know they haven’t been secretly in love
    with each other for months?
    What if they were best friends for years?
    It’s not how long you’ve been with someone.
    It’s all about how strong the bond is.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I want to have a sleep over
    date with you.
    We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
    I’d hide under the blankets while
    you make me watch scary movies with you.
    You would try to teach me how to play video games
    and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
    We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
    In the end, I’d be asleep listening
    to your heart beat while you watch tv.

  10. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  11. TheGrimGoodbye TheGrimGoodbye
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 11:05am UTC
    attractive person: i wish i was attracti-
    me: get out

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    “Go kill yourself.”
    You never tell anyone that.
    Never, ever, ever,
    especially if that person did nothing to you.
    What if he or she does kill themselves?
    What if that was the last thought they had in their mind,
    an anonymous telling them to kill themselves,
    before they pulled that trigger,
    jumped with the noose around their throat,
    or swallowed the entire bottle of pills...

  13. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  14. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
    It kind of just happened.
    I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
    my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
    so , witty girls , just remember...
    Love comes when you least expect it

  15. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    " If I ever have any back up dancers
    I want the penguins from Madagascar "
    -Ed Sheeran

  16. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    be the
    change
    you want to see
    in the world


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    The money in your wallet
    could've once belonged to Zac Efron or Barack Obama.

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you picked today. Oh, and we only wear jeans or track pants on Fridays. Now, if you break any of these rules,you can't sit with us at lunch.
    ♥♥♥♥

  20. iLoVeYoUwItHaLlMyHeArT911 iLoVeYoUwItHaLlMyHeArT911
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    the worst things in life come free to us.

:)

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