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justXporque

1. justXporque
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2009 5:29pm UTC
   Once upon a time, I was in the shower.
   The phone rings, and its one of my bestest friends.
   Then, my little brother picks it up and says "hello".
   He then...comes and knocks... on the bathroom door.
   Next thing I know, he sticks the phone through the door and says
   "Your friend is on the phone, you wanna talk to her?
   I'm like "{wth} I'm in the shower, It'd be a little hard to talk to her now!"
   MLIA ~true story
   
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2. justXporque
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2009 5:04pm UTC
   T hat's W hat S he S aid. . .
   ~ i <3 the **office**
   
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3. justXporque
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2009 4:49pm UTC
   Why do they call it a "building"?
   It looks like they're finished.
   Why isn't it a "built"?
   --Jerry Seinfeld
   
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4. justXporque
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2009 4:24pm UTC
   Be like the SUN..
   lite the way for others :)
   *all mine baby
   
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5. justXporque
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2009 7:52pm UTC
   Passing stanger cast an eye__.___
   as you are now, so once was i__._
   as i am now, so you shall be__.__
   prepare for death, and follow me_._
   *kinda morbid but i love how it flows*i saw it on a tombstone in MA.*
   
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6. justXporque
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2009 10:18pm UTC
   True Friends are like stars
   you can't see them----
   but you know there always
   gonna be there<3
   *facebook*
   
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