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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 5:31pm UTC

I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. :)

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 5:26pm UTC

teacher: why are you having a conversation in the middle of my class?
me: why are you having a class in the middle of my conversation?

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 4:58pm UTC

i came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive, i came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise, to fly, to fly- Nicki Minaj<3

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August 16, 2011 4:51pm UTC

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August 16, 2011 4:34pm UTC

3 reasons to stand up. 1. you have to go somewhere. 2. to stretch. 3. you are the real slim shady☺

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 4:20pm UTC

call a girl beutiful and she'll forget in a day
call a girl ugly and she'll think of it everyday

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 4:13pm UTC

singing in the shower and thinking why dont i have a record deal

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 3:53pm UTC

how many of you have been to the nail salon and the chineese people talk to you but you dont know what they said so you just smile and nod and try to not make eye contact

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 2:48pm UTC

JERSEY SHORE IS THE BESTTT<33333
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August 16, 2011 2:40pm UTC

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 2:33pm UTC

Hey i gotta a question do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement...do i make your heart beat like an 808 drum is my love your drug?-ke$ha

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jussie21298
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August 16, 2011 1:29pm UTC

When i die, i want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

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jussie21298
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August 15, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.

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jussie21298
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August 15, 2011 8:09pm UTC

typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing "yepp"

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jussie21298
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August 15, 2011 7:58pm UTC

i love when teachers get off track and start telling stories about their lives!(;

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August 15, 2011 7:53pm UTC

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August 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC

I hate it when you're sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you.

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jussie21298
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August 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC

you dont know whatcha got till its gone </3

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jussie21298
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August 14, 2011 12:47pm UTC

don't let life make you weak be like a duck keep cool and calm on the surface even though your paddling like hell underneath!

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jussie21298
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August 14, 2011 12:39pm UTC

mom: im not made of money!
me: Isnt that what MOM stands for?

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