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August 15, 2006 12:05pm UTC

bye bye miss american pie drove my chevey to the levi but the levi was dry and good old boys were drinking whisk and rye singing this i'll be the day that i die

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August 15, 2006 12:03pm UTC

Captain Hook: If I were you, I'd give up.
Peter: If you were me, I'd be ugly.

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August 15, 2006 12:00pm UTC

Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh..."Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Cady: It's Cady.
Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

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August 15, 2006 12:00pm UTC

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August 15, 2006 11:59am UTC

Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

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August 15, 2006 11:59am UTC

Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Conner brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

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August 15, 2006 11:58am UTC

Wallace: I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from "The Outsiders".
Veronica: Be cool, Soda Pop.

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August 15, 2006 11:58am UTC

Lorelai: Heh, you know what I just realized? "Oy" is the funniest word in the entire world.
Rory: Hmm.
Lorelai: I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Emily: Oh dear God.
Lorelai: "Poodle" is another funny word.
Emily: Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
Lorelai: In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already."
Rory: Hehe.
Lorelai: So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catchphrase:
Rory: Oy with the poodles already.
Lorelai: I'm telling you, it's knocking "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" right out of first place.

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August 15, 2006 11:58am UTC

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

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August 15, 2006 11:57am UTC

Have we an internal sequin issue to deal with, Benjamin?

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August 15, 2006 11:57am UTC

Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it. - edward scissor hands

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August 15, 2006 11:56am UTC

here's looking at you kid

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August 15, 2006 11:55am UTC

You wanna know why everyone laughs at you, Sam? Because you're an idiot. You're a first-class *moron*.

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August 15, 2006 11:55am UTC

that'll do pig that'll do

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August 15, 2006 11:55am UTC

OU WITH THE POODLES ALREADY

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August 15, 2006 11:55am UTC

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

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August 15, 2006 11:54am UTC

i still love you
the girl from mars

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August 15, 2006 11:52am UTC

Oh my God! I've just been looking for my boyfriend. Have you seen him? He's a guy with a little mole on his right cheek. AH! Oh, Brad, Brad, please don't be dead Brad. I never got a chance to tell you want you meant to me Oh, Brad, please! -Benny& Joon

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