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jumpman

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Member Since: 2 Aug 2012 09:50pm

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jumpman
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August 3, 2012 9:37pm UTC
Me watching the olympics Me: that was an AMAZING dive! Anouncer: that's not looking to good I don't think she can advance this time

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jumpman
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August 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC
I did not hit you... I simply high fived your face

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August 3, 2012 12:00pm UTC
If a guy pauses his videogame to text u back... MARRY HIM!

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August 3, 2012 11:16am UTC
GET OUT THERE AND DO IT

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August 3, 2012 11:11am UTC
That moment when the teacher says "pass in your homework" and you think... what homework

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August 2, 2012 10:26pm UTC
Basketball: bump a player get fouled
Bump a ref get throw out of game

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August 2, 2012 9:59pm UTC
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I'm gunna squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"?

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