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1. jbiebsforevs9898
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   April 2, 2012 10:37pm UTC
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2. Jade672
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   January 10, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   i wonder how long
   it takes a giraffe to throw up.
   all credit to meowbrynn
   
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3. carlyobarleyoxoxo
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   January 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   A winky face
   just makes a text
   that.more.sexual.
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4. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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5. CastNoShadow
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   December 21, 2011 3:18pm UTC
   them:were you dropped as a baby?
   me:yea, into a pool of sexy
   
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6. CastNoShadow
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   December 18, 2011 9:38pm UTC
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7. Jade672
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   January 1, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   When I say 'I don't care'
   I'M NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU,
   I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF.
   
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8. Jade672
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   January 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC
   Love is like a butterfly,
   hold it too tight and you will crush it.
   BUT IF YOU HOLD IT TOO LOOSE
   it will fly away ♥
   
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9. carlyobarleyoxoxo
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   December 30, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   i really need
   that perfect guy.
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10. bluexeyedxblondiex
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    January 1, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I laugh at boys that work at
    SUBWAY
    Cause they have to make me a sandwich.
    
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11. irishkell96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    nmf/nmq
    
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12. twilightgirl995
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    January 1, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Guys, I think I might be pregnant
    I haven't had my period since last year.
    
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13. ChelseyGrace
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    January 1, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Chapter 2012.
    Page 1 of 365.
    
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. tylerr
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    January 1, 2012 1:17am UTC
    it's alright, no need to reply. i was just texting you to exercise my fingers.
    ►
    
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16. pinksugar
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    January 1, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    YO MAMA IS SO GREASY SHE USES BACON AS A BANDAID.
    - - COME AT ME BRO.
    
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17. Jade672
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    December 22, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Mirror: aw, you look cute today.
    Camera: LOL, no.
    
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18. Jade672
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    December 23, 2011 4:11pm UTC
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19. Jade672
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    December 25, 2011 1:36pm UTC
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20. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You dont know what category to put your quote in.
    nmf
    
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